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Corpse Master
Magic Story / Kung Fu Small Zombie / Young Master Vampire / Kung Fu Vampire Buster

Hong Kong 1987
produced by
Lo Wei
directed by Lau Bing-Gei
starring Bill Tung Biu, Mars, Suen Kwok-Ming, Gei Fong-Ling, Tai Bo, Mai Kei, Benny Lai Keung-Kuen, Lam Sau-Kwan, Lee Ching-Foo, Siu Kei Kei
written by Lau Bing-Gei, music by Joh Wang-Yuen, action directors: Benny Lai Keung-Kuen, Chris Lee Kin-Sang

review by
Mike Haberfelner

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A scientist (Bill Tung Biu) desperately wants to get his hands on a (hopping) vampire to examine it, so he sends out his aide Akui - who's more interested in the scientist's daughter Ahua (Gei Fong-Ling) than his work as it is - to get him one. Akui makes numerous attempts to get his hands onto one of the hopping dead, but when he finally, and rather by accident, makes the acquaintance of child vampire Ding-dong (Siu Kei-Kei), he quickly befriends the little one and can't get himself to hand him over to his boss so he can dissect Ding-dong on the operating table.

At the same time, a Taoist priest (Mars) hits town with his own assortment of (perfectly tame) hopping corpses, and he soon strikes up a shady deal with the corrupt local officials to use his hopping corpses to scare the populace shitless so he can in turn sell everyone his services as vampire hunter. However, his plans are somewhat spoiled when a group of untamed, evil vampires shows up in town as well, and they are here to kill - kill and little else. The Taoist priest figures to make his scheme work, he has to get rid of the evil vampires, so he and the crooked officials set up a vampire trap ... a trap that first springs on Ding-dong, which in turn urges Akui to try and free him, along with Ahua and the scientist, who have since made friends with the little vampire - but of course, they arrive at the scene just when the vampires (the evil ones) start their all-out attack, and it all culminates in a big showdown - but of course, in the end, good triumphs over evil, and the vampires as well as the Taoist priest and the crooked officials get their just desserts.

 

Childish and a tad cheesy vampire comedy that features quite a few well-made Hong Kong-style action setpieces - but also a few musical interludes that spell pure kitsch. And since the tried-and-true plot is a bit on the unoriginal side, and the cast is less than special, it's probably better to give this one a miss ...

 

review © by Mike Haberfelner

 

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