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Death Machines

USA 1976
produced by
Ronald L. Marchini for Crown International, MPI
directed by Paul Kyriazi
starring Ronald L. Marchini, Michael Chong, Joshua Johnson, Mari Honjo, Ron Ackerman, John Lowe, Chuck Katzakian, Eric Lee, Edward Blair
story by Joe Walders, screenplay by Joe Walders, Paul Kyriazi, music by Don Hulette, special effects by Richard Albain

review by
Mike Haberfelner

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Madame Lee (Mari Honjo) is mistress of a trio of unstoppable (and drugged) assassins, the death machines, one white (Ron L.Marchini), one black (Joshua Johnson), one Asian (Michael Chong), and with these three, she plans to take over all contract killings in town, and first she forces mobster Gioretti (Chuck Katzakian) into submission, by killing all of his hitmen while they are preparing their next hits, then killing his driver while he's at her place, just to demontrate her death machines' effectiveness.

Ultimately, Gioretti hires the death machines to do away with a karate teacher (Eric Lee), and while the machines are at it, they also slaughter all of his students, all but Frank (John Lowe), who gets his right hand cut off though - upon which he vows revenge.

With Frank havind survived the massacre, it quickly becomes clear that the death machines have to get rid of him, but at the hospital Frank is treated at, the machines are lured into a trap, and detective Forrester (Ron Ackerman) is able to capture one of them ... however, due to struggles inside the appartment, Forrester is taken off the case and the death machine is able to escape.

From here on, the death machines are responsible for a few more killings, barroom brawls, the rape of a bank director's daughter and the director's assassination, and the death of gangster boss Gioretti in an explosion, before Frank is finally able to track them down ... but by that time, the death machines have already become unstable and Madame Lee orders them killed. When Frank enters Madame Lee's place, he is attacked by her, wielding a samurai sword, but ultimately she's shot down by the police. The death machines however cannot be found, they have killed their proposed executor and left the country ...

 

Your typical low budget US-American martial arts movie, consisting of very lame fight scenes, and extremely ridiculous story told in a laughable way, narrative threads that appear, disappear and re-appear without any rhyme or reason, numerous excuses to feature yet another explosion or barroom brawl, and of course actors who show a significant lack in talent - in other words, this is trash at its silliest, and sure enough it's a bad film ... but for trash enthusiasts like myself, it's still pretty amusing.

 

review © by Mike Haberfelner

 

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