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Loki (Matt Damon) and Bartleby (Ben Affleck) are two angels expelled from
heaven, who have just now found a portal to sneak back in all sind
forgiven. What they of course don't know is, should they be able to
re-enter Heaven, this would mean the end of all existence, because after
all, God (Alanis Morisette) is infallible, and their re-entering would
prove her fallible tocreate too big a paradoxon. What the two of them
actually don't know, they have put onto this backdoor by Azrael (Jason
Lee), a muse banished to Hell who actually wants to destroy everything,
even including himself. Now of course, God could prevent Loki and Bartleby
from entering Heaven with the blink of an eye - but God is nowhere to be
found, she has disappeared during a recent trip to earth. So Metaton (Alan
Rickman), an angel who's known as the voice of God, figures he'll get the
next best thing, Bethany (Linda Fiorentino), doctor at an abortion clinic
who has long fallen from faith but who just happens to be the last living
relative of Jesus Christ, who is to journey to New Jersey to keep the
fallen angels from entering Cardinal Glck's (George Carlin) new
megachurch, as that's where the portal is located. She is soon joined by a
few unlikely travel companions, like stoners Jay (Jason Mewe) and Silent
Bob (Kevin Smith), the 13th apostle Rufus (Chris Rock), and Serendipity
(Salma Hayek), an actual muse moonlighting as a strippper. Now of course,
a group this diverse doesn't exactöy make the mission super-easy, and it's
also not helped by the fact that Loki and Bartleby have decided to for
their last days on earth go on a killing spree - after all, when still on
God''s good side, Loki has been her Angel of Dearth ... Now
when Dogma's good, it's very good, there are long
stretches that are genuinely funny, and the religioun-tinged humour comes
across as wildly inventive and fresh even these many years later. That
said, unfortunately Dogma isn't always good, at times
it's just weighed down by its very complex mythology that requires a few
too many exposition dumps that slow down the film ande make it about half
an hour too long, and unfortunately Kevin Smith isn't artful enough a
director to counterbalance these weaknesses visually. That said though,
while this might not be a masterpiece, it's still plenty funny, and the
cast is top notch, wo prepare to be well entertained.
Dogma will see a re-release in the UK and Ireland from
November 7th 2025 through Vertigo Releasing.
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Robots and rats,
demons and potholes, cuddly toys and shopping mall Santas,
love and death and everything in between,
Tales to Chill Your Bones to is all of that.
Tales to Chill Your Bones to -
a collection of short stories and mini-plays ranging from the horrific to the darkly humourous,
from the post-apocalyptic to the weirdly romantic,
tales that will give you a chill and maybe a chuckle,
all thought up by the twisted mind of screenwriter and film reviewer Michael Haberfelner.
Tales to Chill Your Bones to
the new anthology by Michael Haberfelner
Out now from Amazon!!! |
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