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FBI agent Jane aka Agent 73 (the very busty Chesty Morgan) has a new
assignment to track down Ivan Toplar, a most ruthless druglord whose
identity is virtually unknown - all that is known is that he has a scar on
his ear. So good, big-busted Jane gets a camera implanted into her left
breast, to photograph everybody involved with Toplar, to find out who's
really behind the alias.
One after the other, Jane visits members of Toplar's drugring, with the
visits often culminating into fights at the end of which JAne has to kill
her opponents - but she never forgets to bare her breast and squeeze it to
photograph her opponents ... but somehow, none of them seems to be Toplar.
Jane's only help in this case comes from fellow agent Tim (Frank
Silvano) - and even though both Tim and Jane know better, they fall in
love with each other ...
Then though Jane and her boss (Peter Petrillo) stumble over a
photograph of Bill that clearly shows a scar on his ear, unmasking him as
Toplar. Jane insists on delivering justice to Tim personally ...
Of course, this film is little more than a cheap excuse to show Chesty
Morgan's enormous gazongas in the nude as often as possible - and if you
don't have a big tit fetish, this might be a little too much for you ...
you'll know what I mean if you are at all familiar with Chesty Morgan's
truly enormous tatas.
So ok, it's sexploitation for acquired tastes, but is Double Agent
73 in any way a good movie ?
Let me say as much, it's weird, it's a typical Doris Wishman film in
which the camera more often than not does not show the person
talking, in which the most trivial things get exaggerated attention in
scenes that are about something completely else, in which a fourth of all
shots are out of focus, and in which a bit too much attention is paid to
people's shoes (though some of Chesty's platform shoes are quite simply
exhilarating). Now one could of course hastily call all of this merely bad
filmmaking - but if you can for once forget the standard Hollywood
cinematic language and let yourself being sucked into this otherworldly
kind of cinema, you will be richly rewarded ...
Recommended ... but certainly not for everyone.
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