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Dungeon of Desire

USA 1999
produced by
Pat Siciliano, Charles Band (executive) for Twilight Movies, Surrender Cinema/Full Moon
directed by Rachel Gordon
starring Michelle Turner (= Susan Featherly), Amber Newman, Regina Russell, Mia Zottoli, Venessa Blair, Ed Johnson, Burke Morgan, Steve Curtis, John Stevens, Billy Riverside, Marie Monet, Stella Porter
written by Earl Kenton, music by Rick Butler, Randall Derchan

review by
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When on a photoshoot in some European castle, photographer Carrie (Michelle Turner) and her nude models Vickie (Amber Newman) and Jill (Regina Russell) find a magic chastity belt (!) that magically transports them back in time to ... well, some nondescript time in the past. There, princess Gwen (Mia Zottoli) wants to be together with her prince Eric (Ed Johnson), but the prince's aunt Aura (Venessa Blair) the present queen, won't let them and tries every trick in the book to keep them apart. Thanks to the local magician Marcus (Burke Morgan), Carrie and Vickie are made the princess's ladies in waiting though, and Vickie soon devices a plan for Gwen to meet and have sex with the prince - which lands the two ladies in waiting in the dungeon, Eric in solitary confinement, and Gwen inside the magic chastity belt. Jill though has become a single maiden in the court, and with the help of Adam (Steve Curtis), a handsome servant who has fallen in love with her, she has her friends free in no time, then the magician turns the three girls invisible to steal the key to the chastity belt from the queen - and when they do so, they discover her diary that proves that she has usurped the throne unlawfully. So the queen is banished, Eric and Gwen become the new royal couple, and the all Carrie, Vickie and Jill have to do to get back to their own time is to have really hot sex to persuade the chastity belt to open the time portal. Jill takes Adam with her to the present time though ...

 

Well, what can I say, this is basically your typical softcore erotic comedy, made in cheap and unconvincing setsn and carried by humour that is not exactly fresh, delivered by actors and actresses who don't necessarily have talent for comedy (in fact only Amber Newman and Regina Russell seem to get the funny aspects of the film). Then again, the girls are nice, they get naked a lot, and the film at least moves along light-footed enough to never become really annoying.

Not the best way to spend roughly 75 minutes perhaps, but also not the worst.

 

review © by Mike Haberfelner

 

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