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The Final Girls
Scream Girl

USA / Canada 2015
produced by
Michael London, Janice Williams, Darren M. Demetre (executive), M.A. Fortin (executive), Joshua John Miller (executive) for Groundswell Productions, Ulterior Productions
directed by Todd Strauss-Schulson
starring Taissa Farmiga, Malin Akerman, Alexander Ludwig, Nina Dobrev, Alia Shawkat, Thomas Middleditch, Adam Devine, Angela Trimbur, Chloe Bridges, Tory N. Thompson, Reg Rob, Lauren Gros, Daniel Norris, Eric Michael Carney, Cory Hart, Jackie Tuttle, Dave Davis, Bryce Romero, Steve French (voice)
written by M.A. Fortin, Joshua John Miller, music by Gregory James Jenkins, Eddy Zak

review by
Mike Haberfelner



Three years after the death of her actress mum (Malin Akerman), Max (Taissa Farmiga) is invited to a showing of her most famous film, the 1980s slasher Camp Bloodbath. During the showing of the movie, the auditorium catches fire, but Max finds a way out right through the screen for her and her friends, best friend Gertie (Alia Shawkat), Gertie's nerdy brother Duncan (Thomas Middleditch), Max's love interest Chris (Alexander Ludwig), and bitchy Vicki (Nina Dobrev). Thing is, the way through the screen leads the quintet right into the movie, and suddenly they find themselves camp counsellors alongside the film's characters, most importantly the character Max's mum played, Nancy (also Malin Akerman), hunky idiot Kurt (Adam Devine), always horny Tina (Angela Trimbur) and nice guy Blake (Tory N. Thompson), and they pretty much go through the motions of the movie, meaning they're forced to run from masked killer Billy (Daniel Norris), who just hates camp counsellors due to a childhood trauma. Our heroes' first instinct is to stick to the film's actual final girl, tough-as-nails Paula (Chloe Bridges), but then she's killed in a car accident. Also when Billy kills Duncan, Max and company find out how vulnerable they are. So they set up an elaborate trap for Billy, but of course as a killer in a 1980s slasher, he can't be killed by bow and arrow or fire (or both), basically he survives whatever's thrown at him, and eventually they figure he can only be killed by whoever the final girl will be, as long as she's a virgin, with his own machete. And to nobody's surprise, eventually everybody's killed but Max and Nancy, and Nancy, who has since bonded with Max, sacrifices herself so Max can kill Billy - and wake up in hospital with her friends - and in Camp Bloodbath's sequel ...

 

One of the meta-slashers in the wake of Scream from almost 20 years earlier that does its best to constantly wink at its audience to obscure the fact that behind its post-modern facade it's actually the thing it tries to parody, a very straight-forward slasher that follows exactly all the clichés it tries to mock. It's really as if the filmmakers weren't in on the joke all way through - which is a bit of a shame, as some jokes are genuinely funny and insightful even, but as a whole, this feels much more routine than meta, more formula than subversion. That said, at least as a run-of-the-mill slasher it works, but as little more than that.

 

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