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The Friday Night Death Slot

Canada 2015
produced by
John Migliore, Andre Guantanamo, Patti Smith (executive) for Survival Zombie Films
directed by John Migliore, Kyle Hytonen (guest), Darren Hutchings (guest)
starring John Migliore, Andre Guantanamo, Deborah Jayne Reilly Smith, Rachél Johnson, Faith Rayah, Anthony Quinn (II), John E. McLenachan, Anik Rompré, Heather Dicke, Dave Walpole, John Michael Forbes, Danielle Black, Simon Wheeldon, Steve Kasan, Phi Huynh, Matthew Bandura, Samantha Liana, Barbara Goldman, Jay-Mall Alexander Pierre, Chad Thompson, Trx-v Stylordz, Ernestina Moore, Justin Moses, Caitlyn Derderian, MarieBeth Young, Josh Maloney, Stephanie Christiaens, John Cross, Kristen Demelo, Nathan Hawkins, Gabrielle Mandato, Nicholas Migliore, Jade Lattanzi, Sabrina Migliore, Keaton Warrick Smith
written by John Migliore, Andre Guantanamo, Kyle Hytonen, Darren Hutchings, music by Monster Madhouse Band, Kevin MacLeod, special effects by Survival Zombie FX, Inde FX Studio, Mitchell Stacey, animation by John Migliore

Johnny Ghoulash

review by
Mike Haberfelner

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Having absolutely nothing to do on a Friday night, a woman (Rachél Johnson) watches late night television ... to find out the same horror host show starring Johnny Ghoulash (John Migliore) is running on every channel, showing stupid short after stupid short (with some trailers in between):

  • Since waking up, a guy (Andre Guantanamo) has had nothing but bad luck, so much so that he blames the devil for it - but the devil (John Migliore) isn't having his best day either ...
  • A ghost and his witch girlfriend find out they have been cursed by a cursed comicbook. This one's a cartoon by the way.
  • Trailers, among others for the (made up, naturally) 1945 film Frankeinstein - a film in which the Frankenstein monster gets Einstein's brain ...
  • The 1920s: Cecil (John Migliore) the caretaker of an old mansion, wants nothing but a quiet evening in the place he takes care of ... when a couple of flappers spoil his fun - so why not spoil their fun in return, gorily? This segment is shot in the style of silents from the 1920s.
  • The secret service want to fire their supreme telepathic hitwoman - bur she's got other plans ...
  • A cooking show and ads, all horror-related.
  • A gay couple (Andre Guantanamo, Justin Moses) adopt a monster - that eventually starts to enjoy killing people.
  • A zombie/home invasion story, shot found footage style.
  • Two surgeons (John Migliore, Andre Guantanamo) try to save ... one of them from a near fatal bullet wound.
  • After an especially messy hit, a mobster calls in a naked cleaninglady (Faith Rayah) to clean up ...

If you couldn't tell from my synopsis already, The Friday Night Death Slot is a genre comedy, with not only story and style being all over the place, but also its humour, ranging from the occasional fart joke to some quite sophisticated punchlines (especially "Frankeinstein" and "gingersploitation" immediately won me over), plus some of the comedy is very obviously deliberately bad, but in a way that makes one laugh still. Aside from the comedy, John Migliore and his team really know their horror, though, as the thing is gross in all the right places, the spoof elements are spot-on, and the love for the genre shines through at all times, effortlessly glossing over the film's limited budget.

Should do especially well as a party movie, actually!

 

review © by Mike Haberfelner

 

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