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As the title might suggest, this is a film about Gia Paloma fucking. In
fact, the film is a compilation of several of her fuck'n'suck scenes,
hosted by good Gia herself:
- Pink Eye: A porn producer persuades Gia to do a pink eye-scene,
meaning she has to masturbate and suck Johnny Thrust's dick until he
cums into her eye. Our good Gia seems to not mind the least to get a
load of cum into her eye ... and she gets plenty.
- Double Penetration: A framing story has poor young Gia in a
revealing schoolgirl outfit wanting to move in with her stepdad ...
but no sooner is stepdad out of the room does she give his roommate
head. Stepdad, upon catching them, decides to have her punished by
having her fucked in both holes at the same time. Gia submits to his
demands ... but it doesn't seem as if she would take the whole thing
as punishment.
- Big Objects: To introduce the clip, Gia explains that for her,
taking big objects up her pussy or her ass is not so much a sexual
thing but some kind of achievement. Ironically though, in the
following scene, done in some voodoo-scenery inside some living room,
it's not her but some other girl who dominates the scene taking some
big object up the ass.
- Addicted to Sex: Young Gia, once more in schoolgirl outfit, is paid
by her neighbour to seduce and fuck her husband. Ultimately the whole
thing develops into a threesome.
- Chickens: The most bizarre sequence - our heroine Gia wakes up next
to three rubber chickens and decides to take them in all three holes
(!). Eventually, she gets dildoed and fucked by two men.
The whole compilation is over and Gia complains about not yet having
been fucked ... but as soon as she mentions that, a guy shows up and the
fucking and sucking starts, with Gia offering all her three holes and
taking his cum in her face and mouth before once more mentioning that
she's a filthy fuckin' fuck pig ...
Even if the title Gia Paloma is a Filthy Fuckin' Fuck Pig might
sound as crude and tasteless as misogynistic, it describes the movie quite
nicely - this one is about good Gia fucking, and even if several of the
scenes do have framing stories, it's essentially gonzo porn. And while
horribly but hilariuosly overacting in the acting scenes (and she's at
least funnier than most pornstars on that account), Gia Paloma gives 110% in the sex scenes, as she seems to
be really enjoying it, and seems to be really into taking in everything
thrown at her (and quite literally too). And even if her body might not
have perfect measurements ... oh boy, is this chick hot.
Of course, if you don't like porn. don't even think about buying a film
called Gia Paloma is a Filthy Fuckin' Fuck Pig, and if you like
decently budgeted high gloss productions with lots of silicone breasts,
then this might not be your thing (all scenes feature the pre-boobjob Gia)
... but if you like a very energetic sex
performer who is really getting off ... then this one's a keeper !!!
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