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Barking Dogs never Bite
A Higher Animal / Flander's Dog

South Korea 2000
directed by Bong Joon-ho
starring Lee Sung-jae, Bae Du-ma, Byun Hui-bong, Kim Ho-jung

review by
Mike Haberfelner

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Yoon-ju (Lee Sung-jae) is driven crazy by a madly barking dog residing somewhere in his appartment building, so when he sets his eyes on the animal, he abducts it & first tries to kill it by his own hand, then just locks it into a cupboard in the basement of his appartment building & lets it starve to death. The dog belonged to a little girl though, who the very next day brings some wanted posters to the maintenancce office to have them stamped (so they are not torn down by the janitors). Hyun-nam (Bae Du-ma), who works in same office, does the stamping, &, feeling unfulfilled with her work, does get more involved in this case of dognapping than she is supposed to. Yoon-ju meanwhile learns that he might be promoted to professor of the university - a job he always dreamt of & that is now vacant due to a drunk accident of his predecessor - but only if he bribes the dean. When he arrives at home though, he hears some more barking & learns the dog he locked in the cupboard in the basement was not the barking annoyance at all (it actually was unable to bark) & so wants to free the animal again - only to end up hiding in the cupboard himself when the building's janitor (Byun Hui-bong) comes to the basement to cook same dog. The janitor also tells a ghost story to an acquaintance who drops by to have some of the dog, considerably freaking out Yoon-ju who is then locked into the basement & confronted with a weird homeless man who resides in same basement, making Yoon-ju escape through a window. Yoon-ju is now more determined than ever to kill the real barking annoyance, soon fin ds it to, seperates it from its real owner & throws it off the roof of the building - all before the eyes of Hyun-nam, who now wants to capture him, doing something heroic to escvape her daily routine, but when she almost has him is stropped by a suddenly opening door. The next day, the old lady who the dog belonged to has her wanted-posters stamped by Hyun-nam, who shows her the dog's corpse - the lady dies from a broken heart soon afterwards. Yoon-ju, who thinks his dog-troubles over is promptly confronted with an especially ugly dog (yes, it's a poodle) by his pregnant bossy wife upon coming home. She soon makes him responsible of the animal - which he promptly loses of course. So his & Hyun-nam's pathes cross again when she has to stamp his wanted posters & helps him hang them up, being unaware that he actually killed the other dogs, of course. But all the efforts she invested into caring about dogs & neglecting her other work make her lose her job, which gives her even more time to do asomething heroic to break out of her daily routine - which she then actually does when she saves Yoon-ju's dog which is about to be eaten by the homeless guy Yoon-ju was confronted with in the basement, & she captures him with the help of a friend & has him imprisoned for dognapping. But when the story is on the news that evening, she has been cut out of it after all. Yoon-ju, happily reunited with his dog & being forgiven by his wife, finally can come up with enough money to bribe the dean thanks to his wife, but lmost has the same drunk accident as his predecessor. Meeting Hyun-nam again one last time, both roaringly drunk, he confesses to her that actually he was the dog-killer - but the alcohol in her blood makes her forgive him, because actually due to being fired from her job she finally has time to be out in the open, which she always wanted ...

 

Dog-haters (like myself) will probably love this movie, a darkly funny, even at times almost absurd comedy that has many a sad moment without ever becoming bittersweet or (even worse) moralistic.

 

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