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The Invisible Raptor
USA 2023
produced by Mike Capes, Mikey Hermosa, Nic Neary, Johnny Wickham, William Ramsey, Bobby Gilchrist (executivve) for Valecroft, Showbiz Baby, Gravel Lake Entertainment
directed by Mikey Hermosa
starring Mike Capes, David Shackelford, Caitlin McHugh, Sandy Martin, Richard Riehle, Dave Theune, Bobby Gilchrist, Sean Astin, Bill Kottkamp, Emelia Golfieri, Layla Golfieri, Luke Speakman, J.J. Nolan, Angie Stevenson, Tim Soergel, Evan Michael, Grace Demarco, Bunny Levine, Linda Eve Miller, Chad Bullard, Vanessa Chester, José Luis Oyola, Larry Hankin, Dante Basco
written by Mike Capes, Johnny Wickham, music by Mihai Ciolca, special effects szoervisor; Steve Johnson
review by Mike Haberfelner
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Some shady gouvernment-funded organisation has used dinosaur DNA to create
a velociraptor that's also invisible and is thus trained to be the
ultimate weapon. Of course, things like this always go wrong pretty
quickly, and as soon as the raptor is well-enough trained he plays a trick
on the two scientists (Sean Astin, Bobby Gilchrist) training him and
escapes. And soon enough, it has made its way to a small town where it
kills a little boy (Luke Speakman), a murder that has the local police
baffled - especially since the raptor has taken a huge dump in the boy's
bedroom. Fortunately, the town has its own dinosaur park where a washed up
paleontologist, Grant (Mike Capes), works as a presenter, and he's quick
to identify the raptor feces as ,,, well, raptor feces. Thing is, nobody
believes him. So it's ultimately up to him to hunt the raptor down, aided
only by the dim-witted security officer of the dino park (Dave
Shackelford), his love interest (Caitlin McHugh) and a chicken farmer who
believes it's all a big gouvernment conspiracy. But how do you hunt
something down that's at least as vicious as it is invisible? Or
course, the first thing one is almost bound to suspect when reading the
title The Invisible Raptor is probably that the
filmmakers only rendered the raptor invisible because they couldn*t even
hope to afford decent raptor effects on the budget they were working on -
and in parts that's quite possibly even true. That said though, the film
makes the invisibility of its creature a focal point of the story - plus
it doesn't take itself at all seriously, being apparently aware of the
ridiculousness of its premise and playing it for laughs. And in many
instances the film is really funny, often thanks to well-placed genre
tropes, but also thanks to some witty dialogue and fun performances - but
that said, this film also gets really gory when it needs to be. So in all,
this is actually a pretty hilarious genre ride, so if you take your
creature features with giggles on the side, then this one's definitely for
you.
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