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Make Me a Pizza

USA 2024
produced by
Kara Grace Miller, Talia Shea Levin for Hyperion Territories
directed by Talia Shea Levin
starring Sophie Neff, Woody Coyote
story by Woody Coyote, Talia Shea Levin, Katie Peabody, screenplay by Talia Shea Levin, Woody Coyote, music by Matthew Bernstein

short

review by
Mike Haberfelner

It's a story all too familiar from a few too many (porn-)movies, he (Woody Coyote) delivers a pizza, she (Sophie Neff), dressed rather revealingly, cannot pay - at least not in cash, but she offers to have sex with the pizza guy in order to balance the accounts. And while he feels quite attracted to her (and one can't blame him there), he turns her offer down, because you know, it's not just him, the delivery guy, dependent of her payment, but also the cook back at the shop, the manager, the personnel, and really the whole supply chain - a revelation that really hits home with her. And since she figures there's no way she can have sex with all these people to pay for her pizza, there's only one other way, she has to become pizza ...

 

Now this sure is a movie that will stick with one for a while: It starts on a very mundane premise that has really be done to death but then veers off into surreal territory - and the tilm's really great at it, especially since it's doing so well subverting audience expectations along the way and delivering some disturbing visuals that will make you look at pizza never quite the same way you used to - which surely makes this short a weird but then again truly worthwhile experience.

 

And if this has gotten you at all interested in Make Me a Pizza, you just might want to catch this movie on Bloodstream: https://bloodstreamtv.com/videos/make-me-a-pizza-2024

 

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