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Agents Mulder (Anthony Rosano) and Scully (Kimberly Kane) investigate a
murder spree that is somehow linked to a Satanic cult. Their first suspect
is a certain Andrew Barsons (Ralph Long), leader of a Satanic sect, who
seems to be somehow involved, but not even Mulder can find something to
pin onto him, definitely. However, from him, they get a clue to mythic
demon Lilith (Ashlynn Brooke), Adam's first wife turned succubus according
to some legends ... who seems to be pretty much alive in the here and now
though. Scully is of course unwilling to believe any of the
Lilith-stuff, insisting the killer is just your usual serial killer -
until she finds Mulder's name carved onto the heart of one of the two
latest victims (Evan Stone, Aurdey Bitoni) of the demon (who is very real
of course). While Scully finds that out though, Mulder pays another visit
to Barsons, who is quick to drug him and tie him up in his basement.
Scully comes to his rescue though, and at gunpoint, Barsons confesses to
have summoned Lilith in an orgy. Scully and Mulder force Barsons to take
them to Lilith's hideout in the desert, where they manage to track down
Lilith - and sacrifice Barsons to her by tearing off his pendant that has
so far kept him safe from her attacks. Sure, that kills Barsons, but it
also ends her killing spree. With the case brought to a close, Mulder is
finally able to relieve himself from the burden that has bugged him all
through the story: He confesses his love to Scully - upon which, wouldn't
you know it, they fuck ... Porn favourite Aurora Snow plays Scully and
Mulder's boss Skinner's (Rod Fontana) secretary, who's also the only one
who has anal sex (with Skinner) in the whole movie. A film
that's well filmed, that captures the atmosphere of the original, that
contains just the right amount of gruesomeness to capture the attention of
the casual viewer without freaking him or her out, The Sex Files: A
Dark XXX-Parody shares the problems with many other porn parodies: It
just fails to insert the hardcore fucking in the right way to keep the
film interesting - basically it's just your typical X Files-story
with some sex-scenes tagged on rather than making them an integral part of
the story. That's a particular pity with this film though because it
actually features a plot based on sex - but when it comes to the fucking,
the film runs out of ideas and treats these scenes business as usual. And
while Ashlynn Brooke really looks her part and looks particularly hot
despite her obvious implants, she is never allowed to come into her own as
Lilith, her one scene is just your average threeway. Now I'm not saying
this film is a particularly bad porn-"parody" (though I'm not
too sure about the parody part, as this film is pretty much devoid of
humour), it just lacks in depth in both story and characters to make it a
particularly good one. And that it's no worse than most other
porn-parodies either is not exactly an excuse, right?
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