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Suburban Secrets
Lust for Laura

USA 2004
produced by
Michael Raso (= Michael Beckerman) for ei Independent Cinema (Seduction)
directed by Joe Sarno
starring Isadora Edison, Tina Tyler, Kay Kirtland, John Samuel Jordan, A.J. Khan, Chelsea Mundae, Andrea Davis, John P.Fedele, Justin Wingenfeld
written by Joe Sarno, music by Velvapuss

review by
Mike Haberfelner

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When (Laura Edison), a nude model from NYC, learns that back in her hometown - typical smalltown USA - her aunt Cynthia (Tina Tyler) has an affair with her ex-boyfriend Nelson (John Samuel Jordan), who seems to be a superstud, she returns home to set a few things right ... and soon ends in bed with Nelson herself.

But Nelson also has a sister, Judith (Kay Kirtland), who has sexual cravings for him as well - and the two frequently shag -, and she doesn't want to share her borther with anybody ... so one evening, she knocks on Laura's door to threaten her - but wouldn't you know it, before long the two have sex, the whole night long.

Eventually, Laura pays aunt Cynthia a visit and tells her how much she has always felt attracted to her - and these two have sex as well. Then Laura decides to return home to New York - and her photographer/girlfriend Jean (Andrea Davis) - and leave things in her hometown as they are ... and soon enough, Nelson shags Cynthia once more.

A subplot concerns Laura's sister, buttoned-up Winnifred (Chelsea Mundae), and hercolleagure at work, Judith (A.J:Khan), who threatens to write a book about Winnifred's family's sexual esploits. To keep her from doing this, Winnifred decides to seduce Judith but have it all put on video by her boyfriend (Justin Wingenfeld) ... but then she realizes she likes lesbian sex a bit too much and confesses her dirty little plan to Judith - but surprisingly enough, Judith now turns out to be no novelist at all but merely a horny girl, and being filmed while at it actually turned her on ... and the whole subplot ends in a threeway ...

 

After more than 20 years, legendary sexfilm director is back doing what he does best - making erotic films. And Suburban Secrets is pure Sarno: An over-convoluted soap opera-like plot, an endless succession of sex scenes, usually filmed in long takes and to the sole soundtrack of the characters breathing heavily, very convincing orgasms, characers shagging around all over the place, and of course Sarno's dead-seriousness.

Unfortunately what has worked very well in the 1960's and 70's doesn't work quite as well anymore. The freshness of Sarno's convoluted storylines is gone, the seriousness seems out-of-place (and out-of-date), and the whole thing is just too dam long (the director's cut clocks in at 2:25).

On the plus side though, all the sex-scenes are amazingly erotic, even though not all the girls are super-hot - and making these scenes work as they do nevretheless is a major achievement by the director in itself ...

 

review © by Mike Haberfelner

 

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