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Touch Me
USA 2025
produced by John Humber, David Lawson jr, Addison Heimann, Justin Benson (executive), Aaron Moorhead (executive), Olivia Taylor Dudley (executive), Martin Richards (executive) for Glowing Tree Films, Rustic Films
directed by Addison Heimann
starring Olivia Taylor Dudley, Lou Taylor Pucci, Jordan Gavaris, Marlene Forte, Paget Brewster, Ashley Lauren Nedd, JJ Phillips, Yumarie Morales, Eli Lucas
written by Addison Heimann, music by Jimmy LaValle
review by Mike Haberfelner
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Joey (Olivia Taylor Dubley) and Craig (Jordan Gavaris) are perfect
roommates: Not only are they very fond of one another, also the mere fact
that she's straight and he's gay sees to it that things never get too
awkward, and they both have so many issues they just serve as the perfect
soundboards to one another. Problem is, neither of them is rich and
neither is good as holding a job for long, so when their toilet breaks and
to fix it would cost a lot of money - and suddenly they find themselves at
the end of their line. So when Brian (Lou Taylor Pucci), Joey's ex,
invites them to his mansion. they see this as a chance, even if Joey broke
up with him back when after their sex turned too viiolent. But at first
things are actually great at Brian's, as he offers them some new age style
healing that actually does make a different, he has sex with both of them,
and it's glorious. There are only two problems with Brian, one's his maid
Laura (Marlene Forte), who wants him for herself even if he's not
interested, the other is that ... well, he's an alien who wants to take
over humankind. and once and again he's also into devouring people (quite
literally) ...
Now if above synopsis doesn't make a ton of sense to you, then I can't
blame you, as Touch Me ... well, it's basically a weird
one, mixing elements that at least on paper aren't supposed to go
together, and while the film's clearly aware of its absurdity, it's played
totally straight - and that's really what makes this film, it's very aware
of its own weirdness but instead of trying to go a more traditional road
it digs into it, at often laugh-inducing length. And that the actors even
mabage to keep a straight face is absolutely commendable and already
proven in the film's first lengthy monologue by Olivia Taylor in which she
delivers what is basically utter crap (intentional crap at that, it's
brilliant) with utter conviction. In all, not a film for the masses maybe,
but a very unique experience to say the least.
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Robots and rats,
demons and potholes, cuddly toys and shopping mall Santas,
love and death and everything in between,
Tales to Chill Your Bones to is all of that.
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the new anthology by Michael Haberfelner
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