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Toxic Tutu
An Almost True Story: Toxic Tutu

USA 2016
produced by
Mark Torgl, Joe Nardelli, Derek Young, Robert Hiltzik (executive), Jackson Nardelli (executive)
directed by Joe Nardelli
starring Mark Torgl, Lloyd Kaufman, Jon Dalton, Christy Johnson, Joe Nardelli, D.J. Calvitto, Sarabel Levinson, Robert Prichard, Gary Schneider, Mel Novak, Jake Roberts, Nadia White, Oxana Lovich, Katt Balsan, Jimmy Valiant, Elicia Stokes Navarro, Edgar Roche, Marissa Nans, Sky Coda, Lucas Paz, Karen Sanchez, Kat Harley, Simone Valentine, Jacob Godzak, Marianne Bourg, William L. Bozarth, Diana Prince, Genoveva Rossi, Melissa Joyce, Nicola Fiore, Leesa Rowland, Peter Genovese, Shawn C. Phillips, Jenny Jannetty, Cliff Yates, Brian Carroll, Burt Culver, Alba Yates, Ariel Simone, Sophie Gohr, Matt Jenkins, Nicholas Talone, Rachel Clugston, Jeremy Ambler, David Barroso, Phillip O'Riley, Moe Fujimoto, Teri Marlowe, Mat Smith, Frank L. Messina, Dennis Nicomede, Jamie Morrow, Kadrolsha Ona Carole, John Birmingham (as John Angel), Claire Hsu, Gordon Meacham, Hiro Honda, Tiffany Commons, Derek Young, Mike Halac, Richard Taylor, Michael Yanovich, Aleta Whitten, Zack Beins, Steve Pollard, Bobby Paul, Maggie Kane, David M. Schoelen, Zoe Anastassiou, Nate Fife, Neal Jones, Troy Gorss, Melanie Roberts, Paul D. Baum, Myron Smith, Angel Del Valle, Chris Harding, Stephanie N. Gooch, Connie Rodriguez, Kelsie Naugler, Audra Relaford, Eleanor Kite
written by Joe Nardelli, music by Michael Trapp, special effects makeup by Jennifer Aspinall

Toxic Avenger

review by
Mike Haberfelner

For this year's San Diego ComiCon, Troma has announced an utter sensation: The first convention appearance of Mark Torgl aka Marvin the Mop Boy from the cult classic The Toxic Avenger. Thing is, Torgl, who has vanished from the face of the world shortly after the release of that movie, is less than sure about this, which is why he brings along documentarian Joe Nardelli to film everything - the reason for this being, the rumours that he actually drank toxic waste on the  Toxic Avenger set are actually true, and now he ... needs more because his stash is just about used up, and he thinks that Lloyd Kaufman himself might help him, or maybe mysterious Mecca (Christy Johnson). Problem is, baddie Jonny Fairplay (Jon Dalton) has found out Torgl's secret, and thus kills Mecca for her stash and then ... he's eventually stopped by wrestlers Mel Novak and Jake "the Snake" Roberts. But Torgl in the meantime is kidnapped by two sisters who - not sure what they want, but it has something to do with Torgl's toxic potion. And while all the world is shocked by Torgl's sudden disappearance, his most loyal fans form the Tutu Brigade to eventually come to his rescue. Thing is, nobody knows what the potion actually does, and if it's actually a good or a bad thing ...

 

To make a sort of meta-film about The Toxic Avenger is a slightly original idea - sure, meta-films of this ilk have been done before, but due to its status as bad taste cult classic, The Toxic Avenger does offer a rather unique foundation. The resulting film though doesn't really live up to the concept's promise, its story seems to have been put together rather hastily to make full use of the convention at hand (and the many stars that come with it), much of the plot has a "make it up as we go along"-quality to it which means the movie doesn't make perfect sense and on top of this lacks any real structure, and many scenes seem to be improvised on the spot and done in as few takes as possible, which means the camera doesn't always follow the action properly, and often the dialogues lack proper punchlines or they aren't delivered in the best possible way. In all a bit of a mess - which admittedly does feature a few really good jokes and which will find a home in the hearts of Toxic Avenger-fans no doubt ... but overall it's just not a very good movie.

 

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