People are dying off coast of Good Head, an otherwise peaceful seaside
retreat, which puts the whole tourism industry into jeopardy, especially
after sheriff Coxswain threatens to close down the beach. And what are
people dying from? Killer blowjobs apparently. The mayor (Ian Morley) of
the town will hear nothing of closing down the beach of course and
celebrates a big opening against the sheriff's express advice - and to
show there's nothing to fear, he goes into the water first ... and is
blown to death. Who's giving these killer blowjobs though? Why, a
killer mermaid (Terri Hall) of course. To track her down, the sheriff
hires marine biologist and sexologist Dr Smegma (Robert Kerman) and Nazi
captain Clitoris (Brother Theodore), and the three of them go out on the
sea to capture and/or kill the mermaid ... but are no match to her
incredible (and lethal) oral skills. In the end, destroying her is
reserved to two handpuppets (really) ... A hardcore porn parody
of Jaws (obviously), this film really deserves a lot of credit for
its crazy yet somehow ingenious concept that manages to combine the
decidedly unerotic source material with a decidedly sex-heavy theme. Also
several times in the movie there are some genuine laughs that make this
more than just a bundle of sex scenes clumsily strung together by a
half-assed plot. However, in all, the film's humour is just too moronic to
really work and for the most part just goes for the cheap punchline
instead of developing a joke or the premise as a whole. As for the sex:
Sure, Terri Hall is a beautiful woman and is hot as hell in both her
under- and overwater suck-scenes, but other sex scenes are less erotic,
like the one of two guys fucking a blow up doll and such. In all, still
a fun ride down the sleazy side of memory lane, but both the premise and
the delectable Ms Hall would have deserved better ...
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