Evil Ross Perot (Josh Hudson) has an evil plan to win the 2004
presidential elections: He hires a vampire (Colt Shipley), a werewolf
(Rick Mackall) and a zombie (Rick Fusselman) to ... sublet a room in their
appartment, kill their tenants, bring Ross Perot their souls so he can
make them vote for him. However, one day they sublet their room to Hot
Sex, a guy who runs around in a mask and a cheerleader skirt who has just
been thrown out by this own dad (Colt Shipley again) for jerking off all
over him ... and what the monsters don't know is that Hot Sex has just
found himself and has become ... a superhero.
So soon enough, Hot sex has killed the zombie and the vampire and
turned the werewolf back into the seafarer he originally was. Then Hot Sex
goes after Ross Perot and makes sure he gets his just desserts.
But why did Hot Sex do all of this ?
Just because he wanted his daddy to finally be proud of him.
As an amateur film made on a shoestring budget, Hot Justice
isn't even half bad: Some of the jokes (including the political satire)
are actually quite funny, the plot is even reasonably inventive, and the
actors actually (try to) act and make fun of themselves instead of just
trying to look supercool (a bane of many indie/amateur/no budget flicks).
That said, Hot Justice is certainly no classic, the
cinematography is nothing short of dull, the fight scenes could have
profited from some proper sound effects, much of the sets could have used
a little redecoration or rearranging (note: rearranging doesn't cost
anything but a bit of time) to not look exactly like the actors' homes
(which they undoubtedly are), the film's jokes could have been much better
timed, and some of the funny ideas (like the lead wearing a
cheerleader skirt) are just so over-the-top they are not funny in the
least anymore.
That all said, there are far worse indie/amateur
productions out there ... but at the same time, with a little more effort,
this could have been much better.
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