Oriental villainess Bimbo San (Tracey Adams) kills professor Wank
(Randy West) by way of sex. Agents Jay (Randy Spears) and Edgar (Robert
Burrows) And Dr. Chu N. Ginsburg (Wanda Wonton) investigate in both the
professor's lab and a Chinese restaurant that serves as Bimbo San's
headquarters (hey, she's Oriental, where else would she hide), but their
investigations mostly involve lots of shagging. Finally Jay and Edgar go
up against Bimbo San's samurai sluts (Aja, Nina De Ponca, Cookie Fortune),
but what starts out as a fight ends as an orgy, and ultimately everyone
loves everyone. I am of two minds about this film: On one hand,
it's surprisingly funny for a hardcore porn movie, with many a punchline
that makes fun of the film's own racial stereotypes and political
correctness at the same time, with Tracey Adams, who (intentionally) falls
in and out of her Chinese accent and forgets what she was saying every
time a Chinese gong is sounded, proving herself to be a talented comic.
Also, the cheap handdrawn establishing shots and the equally handdrawn
sound effects (à la Batman)
have a certain naive charm to them. But all that said, on the other hand
as a porn movie, this one pretty much sucks: Basically, all the girls wear
really ugly and cheap wigs and are made up in a rather garish way, which
completely destroys their beauty/hotness, the sex scenes seem a bit too
mechanic to actually arouse, and the whole thing is lit in exactly the
cheap way you'd expect porn and daily soaps from the era to be lit,
something that makes the whole thing look so artificial. Well, at least
the film is worth a chuckle or two - but don't expect utter satisfaction
;)
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