|
Available on DVD! To buy, click on link(s) below and help keep this site afloat (commissions earned) |
Always make sure of DVD-compatibility!!!
|
|
|
|
|
Scott (Vladick Cadoy), a small frye reporter from Seattle, Washington,
is sent to Moscow to track down Russian porn queen Librianna (Pezda
Vanutcka) - which of course sounds a lot easier than it is, because in the
early 1980's, hardcore porn, though literally everywhere, is still
considered illegal in Russia - worse than illegal, actually, inflammatory
even ... and that's exactly what Librianna is planning, to overthrow the
communist regime by means of debauchery (?). Thus Librianna only appears
on camera mask,ed lives in hiding and is said to be a master of disguise. For
the longest time, Scott combs Moscow, touring all the famous sights and
seeing the occasional military parade, finding nothing but the occasional
woman willing to fuck ... and yet, eventually his quest gets him thrown
into jail. However, Librianna has long been secretly monitoring Scott, and
since she seems to have friends high up, she springs him from jail in no
time and has him brought to his villa on the Black Sea. Librianna gives
Scott a tour through her porn production house, shows him some of the fuck
movies she stars in, and even lets him shag her maid. Librianna also
tricks him into starring in a porn movie of his own, just so she can
blackmail him into cooperation. Still, despite blackmailing Scott,
Librianna also proves to be a generous hostess, allowing him to have sex
with her in no time. Eventually, it's time for Scott to leave the
country, so Librianna takes him off to Turkey in her private (and of
course secret) submarine - pleasuring him all the way ... Later, Scott
is back in Russia for whatever reason, and he and Librianna free her
right-hand-man from a Siberian prison. According to a title
card at the beginning of this movie, this is an actual hardcore porn film
shot in Russia, smuggled out of the country at great risk to all those
involved. According to all reports surrounding the movie though, Librianna
- Bitch of the Black Sea was actually shot in the USA by an American
crew with an American cast, with only a travelogue-like sequence (actually
and visibly involving the film's male lead at least) having been shot in
Russia. And if you asked my (pseudo-)educated opinion, the film looks
pretty American, too. However, all of this tells us little about the
actual quality of Librianna - Bitch of the Black Sea - and
actually, I'm of two minds here: On one hand, the blend of hardcore porn
and very crude anti-communist propaganda, filled with tons of weird
political messages as well as several kinky (if less than convincing)
torture scenes is not without its appeal ... and yet, at a mere 68 minutes
of running time, the movie still seems to run out of steam halfway
through, and the moronic comedy spliced into the proceedings to spice
things up gets annoying almost instantly. Basically, if you're as much
an afficionado of vintage erotica as I am, you probably need to watch this
one, mainly probably for its inconsistencies ... just don't expect this
one to be of any actual value ...
|