The film starts where it all began: with Adam and Eve, naked in
paradise, making out, which the narrator claims to be the way it was
supposed to be. But when the two were thrown out of paradise, repression
set in ...
Cut to modern time, when - according to the narrator - everyone is much
to uptight to really have good sex. But thank God there are professors who
are determined to change that. The film cuts to a few couples in a zoo
talking about sex, with a Professor character close by, listening in and
nodding knowingly. Then the camera follows a couple, Monika and Klaus, who
leave the zoo for a porn cinema, where Klaus tries to get his girlfriend
in the right mood, even if she is somewhat repelled by both the onscreen
goings-on as well as the goings-on in the cinema (obviously this is one of
these porn theatres only visited by couples who make out in the balcony).
Later they end up in Klaus' place and want to make out ... but seem to be
way too clumsy to successfully do so.
Now the action shifts to a beat club, and wouldn't you know it, the
Professor character is here again. This time he observes a blonde who
catches a guy masturbating on the toilet and is so freaked out by it that
she has to throw up. Later she sits at the bar totally puzzled and is
picked up by a man in his 50's who makes her drunk then takes her home and
... well ... takes her.
The next day, the blonde meets up with Monika from the previous story,
and the two decide they are fed up with men, and in truest sexploitation
flick fashion they start to make out.
The action shifts to the dean of the local university, who calls the
Professor character to his office to give him a scolding because he has
made a sex education movie to be shown on campus and is now worrying about
the university's reputation. Not in the mood to give in and just revoking
the film, the Professor character shows the dean his little flick - a
combination of free love talk, depictions of sex in classical art, and a
rundown of all the usual positions in sex -, and in the end he has won the
dean over for his cause - The End.
Early sex flick that disguises itself as sex education movie to obscure
the fact that it is just sexploitation. The result of this is nothing
short of hilarious: The approach to the topic is as dead-serious as it is
ill-conceived, the views on the subject of sex seem to have been outdated
even in 1970, and most of our Professor's explanations are nothing short
of ridiculous. Add to this all a shoddily written script with especially
silly dialogues, uniformly bad performances of all of the involved, and an
insecure, stagey directorial job ... and you have one hell of a fun sex
flick that simply has to be seen by any retro sexploitation afficionado.
Recommended ... if for all the wrong reasons.
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