When Krystal (Krystal Pixie Adams) masturbates herself to sleep that
night, she drifts off into a fantasy world of erotica, involving graveyard
dancing, skinny dipping, vampires, witches, cannibals, an Ilsa-style
wicked Nazi warden, bondage queens ... and most of these
vignettes/encounters end in total sexual satisfaction. And while Krystal's
at it, a sex demon (Bob Glazier) seems to be constantly breathing down her
back. Eventually, Krystal comes to her senses in her bed again, still
masturbating, and unsure whether any of what she has experienced was
actually real ... and does it matter even? Now I will admit, Naughty
Dirty Nasty is not the most narratively accomplished film, it's rather
a series of softcore sex vignettes that have little in common apart from
the same actresses over and over, the sex demon popping up (but hardly
ever participating in any sense or form), plus there's a horror theme to
many of these sequences. However, its relative randomness is part of the
movie's charme, it's a throwback to a time before you could get hardcore
porn everywhere, when softcore flicks were produced a dime a dozen, really
- but the real selling points of this movie are its rather hallucinatory
approach to its subject at hand and a certain tongue-in-cheek approach to
it all. Plus the girls are really sexy and sure enough seem to be into
what they're doing. That said, Citizen Kane it is not - but then
you wouldn't expect a film called Naughty Dirty Nasty to be. It
pretty much is what it sounds like, naughty dirty nasty fun - and
sometimes that's exactly what the doctor ordered. If this has
gotten you at all interested, you can get Naughty Dirty Nasty here:
http://www.thesleazebox.com/DVD-NDN.html
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