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Dennis (Paul Conway) is madly in love with Helen (Fiona Horsey), but
she's got a problem: Her vagina devours every man she has sex with. It
apparently all has to do with a childhood experience when she saw her mom
raped by a masked man. After she loses her almost-boyfriend in a daterape
to her devouring pussy, and later her gynaecologist who wanted to take
advantage of her, she decides to leave her smalltown home to go to London
... Months later, Helen has become a hooker in London, the only way she
can satisfy her hunger and make some money on the side. But the increased
supply of sexpartners makes her pussy only demanding more. When a sadist
(Jon Campling) ties her to a bed though, then rapes her and gets devoured,
she is left in a very desperate situation and when she's saved after a few
days, it seems she has mended her ways ... Dennis meanwhile has come to
London, where he quickly falls in love with intellectual Sylvia (Amy
Steel) - but Sylvia has a bitchy sister, Sonja (Beth Steel) who likes
nothing more than to tease her sister and steal her men from her. Problem
is, Sylvia and Sonja are Siamese twins. And when Dennis has sex with
Sylvia for the first time, Sonja sees to it that in the heat of the fight,
he finds his way into her pussy instead - which leaves Sylvia heartbroken,
and Dennis so mad he saws seperates the joined sisters with an electric
knife, killing Sonja in the process ... and Sylvia vows revenge. A month
later: Helen has fallen in love with John (Matthew Brint), and he proposes
to her, even though she tells him she might never be able to have sex with
him. To satisfy her pussy's hunger these days, Helen just lures rapists
into death traps, and on her wedding night, she seduces John's father
(Wolfgang Büld). It's only on their honeymoon - traveling the Isle of
Wight by van - that John feels his sexual needs popping up more and more
prominently ... Dennis meanwhile has become a bum who has to be hiding
from the police after he has killed Sylvia. At a stripclub, he meets Pinky
(Jaye Macaulay), a stripper with a plan to rob a bank on the Isle of Wight
- for which she needs a male partner - and she figures if Dennis has
managed to hide out from the autorities all this time, and was ruthless
enough to kill Sonja, he'd be the ideal partner. Dennis has nothing to
lose, so he agrees ... but the job goes wrong when after they have robbed
the bank and killed a guard the getaway car won't start - so they carnap
John and Helen's van with John and Helen inside ... and this is where
everything spins out of control. Everything ends happily though, the van
explodes with John - who has turned out to be an asshole - and Pinky in
it, Sylvia has come to take her revenge on Dennis, but ultimately learns
to forgive him, Helen finds out the masked man who raped her mother and
triggered her hungry pussy was actually her father, and her vagina
immediately goes back to normal ... and of course, in the end she and
Dennis become a couple. A film that sounds simply great - in
concept. Unfortunately though, the execution is a bit of a letdown.
Problem with this one is, it relies on the strength of its outrageous
premise alone, but then can't really build on that. As a result,
everything is presented in a matter-of-factual way, but there is no real
hindsight, no irony, it doesn't delve as deep into perversion as the story
might suggest - and with over 100 minutes, it runs too long, too, which
means a few too many padded out scenes, too many subplots, too many
characters. And that the lead actors don't totally convince of course
doesn't help one bit either. That said, it's not a traincrash of a
movie, there are at least some likeable ideas, scenes and sequences, but
the concept definitely would have deserved better.
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