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In the future, sex has become a civic duty performed for impregnation
only at gouvernment regulated intervals rather than a source of pleasure -
but there's a movement that wants to make sex fun again and bring
eroticism back into the proceedings. This of course goes against
gouvernment plans, so they send a female cyborg, the T69, back in time to
kill Taro, the father of the rebel leader, figuring without her being born
there would be no rebellion. The T69 arrives back in time in the nude, so
the first thing she does is rob the clothes of a woman having sex in a
parking garage. A short time later, Kaoru (Kei Mizutani) from the rebel
camp arrives back in the nude, her mission being to save Taro. She finds
that when T69 robbed the woman's clothes, she had forgotten the panties,
so her only clue is that T69 is pantiless. Kaoru, who has of course been
sent back in time nude as well, robs the clothes of a schoolgirl, and then
she's quick to track Taro down - but he, an always horny barkeeper who
tends to spike the drinks of pretty women coming into his bar to take them
home with him, doesn't take Kaoru seriously in her schoolgirl outfit, even
throws her out of his bar. But then she steals the outfit of a
businesswoman and then comes to the bar all dressed up, and now Taro is
more than interested, and even spikes her drink. However, at that same
night, T69 shows up at the bar as well and forces him to drink his own
spiked cocktail - knocking him out. This at least buys Taro some time, as
T69 can only kill humans during sex, and knocked out Taro obviously can't
get it up. He and Kaoru come to around the same time, and Kaoru saves him
from T69. They somehow make good a getaway, have sex in hiding, but
ultimately they of course have to fight and destroy T69 ... and once
that's achieved, they realize they're in love, and Kaoru very possibly is
the mother of the future rebel leader. The international title
of this film is already a bit of a giveaway, Terminatrix is indeed
a softcore rip-off/spoof of the original Terminator,
with all the gunplay replaced with sex, some of it from the perverted end
of the spectrum. However, while the premise seemingly has promise, the
film only makes very little of it. And while T69's lethal sex scenes early
on in the movie are at least somewhat funny, the joke tapers out before
too long. Plus, the film wastes too much time on the romantic aspects of
the plot, which just doesn't sit well with the over-the-top concept. In
all, the film's still worth a few giggles, but overall just an
ill-conceived sex parody.
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