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An Interview with Kevin Strange, Director of Colonel Kill Motherfuckers

by Mike Haberfelner

February 2008

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You have only recently released your film Colonel Kill Motherfuckers. Can you tell us in a few short phrases what the movie's about ?


Thanks for taking the time to interview me! Pardon if I stray from the topics at hand, I happen to be getting a Brazilian butt massage from two underage Italian blond boys at the moment, and my train of thought tends to stray under these circumstances.

Colonel Kill is a slasher comedy about a group of role playing nerds who find themselves being relentlessly stalked by a maniac army veteran who's been resurrected from his grave by his insane voodoo magic wielding mother. But as any Hack Minion knows, the plot of a Hack Movie takes a back seat to all the offensive situations and humor that run rampant through our pictures. Just sit back and enjoy the ride!


The 64 Dollar Question: Where can you get the movie ?


Hack Movies is a ruthless, underground film company, we don't give a fuck who we piss off or offend, and accordingly we don't even bother wasting our time with conventional distribution methods. You won't find us in Blockbuster or Best Buy. No, you can find our flicks at at the weak little price tag of $9.99, postage paid! We also travel the country doing horror conventions and festivals, and we've always got a grip of movies and merch with us to sell along with tons of free swag!


As I understand it, the film is pretty bloody and violent, but it does definitely have an ironic edge. What can you tell us about that ?


We make offensive comedy with horror themes. Irony doesn't play as much a part in our films as say, dick and fart jokes, incest, cannibalism, scat, masturbation, salad tossing, etc. You know, good, wholesome family fun!


Who came up with the great title, Colonel Kill Motherfuckers, and how does one come up with a title like that ?


The titles for our films, along with our promotion, our trailers, our promo videos on Youtube, all of it, have one thing in common: They're offensive as hell! In this sterile corporate run economy, everyone is afraid to piss anyone off, so we fill that niche. Hack Movies jump out and smack you right in the bitch face like your punk ass deserves!


What can you tell us about the actors in the film ?


Our actors are all imported from Indo-somolian slave labor camps. We try to recruit them at about age 8 or 9, when they're still nice and trainable, before silly thoughts such as freedom and basic human rights start to creep into their heads. And they're just so darn cute!


How easy (or hard) is it to get actors and actresses for a film called Colonel Kill Motherfuckers ? I imagine many would be turned away when hearing the title alone.


Our crew of dedicated actor persons are die hard Hack Minions and relish every second of our ruthless-ass underground flick pieces. Besides, if they balked at a title of mine, I'd just whip them in the face with my chain mace and send them back to the hole for another month long stay in isolation with just crusty stale bread and piss-water to drink. Ungrateful sons of bitches!


Basically, your film is a slasher movie. Is this a genre especially dear to you ?


Not in the least. Every Hack Movie is a spoof of some kind of horror genre plot device. Dream Reaper was a spoof on the Freddy-movies, Dead Shit was a spoof on Zombie movies, and Colonel Kill is a spoof of Slasher movies.


What do you answer to people who accuse you of featuring gratuitous violence in the film ?


People who would accuse me of such things can fuck themselves with their own asses, the Hack Minions on the other hand, our die hard fanbase, fucking love the shit out of our gratuitous sex and violence, and we aim to please!


Are there any special movies that have influenced Colonel Kill Motherfuckers in whatever way ?


Ron Jeremy's Casting Couch was a big influence. So was Vomitorium. Oh and Rocco's Fashonistas.


The film's homepage and/or mySpace and/or whatever else ?


You can find everything you want to know about Colonel Kill and all the other Hack Movies at,, and Bitches can email me at with pictures of their nipple pieces and buttholes too. Dudes, you can also email me, but don't waste my time unless you're including pics of your bitch's nipple pieces or buttholes.


Colonel Kill Motherfuckers was not your first movie though. What can you tell us about your older movies, starting with Dead Shit ? Also could you say a few words about that film's main characters Nixon and Hogan ?


Nixon and Hogan are some Fresh ass thugs who bumble their way through Strangeville fighting all sorts of heinous super natural creatures of various cock and titty sizes. Dead Shit was their first adventure where they fight zombies and big titty she-bitches and smoke a grip of weed. We're doing a Christmas special with Nixon and Hogan this year, don't sleep on that!


How about Dream Reaper ?


Dream Reaper is about the most metal metal band ever, Dream Reaper, getting stalked and fucking murdered by a crazy ass sleep demon. Highlights include all 8 characters, including the Dream Reaper himself, jerking off, as well as tons of gratuitous violence and gore that the Minions come to expect from a Hack Movie.


To my understanding, It Came from my Pants is not released yet. What can you tell us about that film and when will it be out ?


Pants is on deck. We'll be filming it this summer. It's a love story, with a carnivorous, flesh eating penis monster. Peep it this fall with your eyeball pieces.


Any other films I have forgotten to mention ?


Nah, that's our shit, we've got all types of movies coming over over the next couple of years though, keep checking out for all the gory details!


How did you get started making movies in the first place ?


I started off filming my older sister gang banging black dudes when she thought I was at school. Which means I didn't get a very good education, or a lot of experience with conventional filmmaking techniques for that matter. But I did develop an unhealthy obsession with big black monster dicks.


Which filmmakers and/or films have influenced you ?


John Waters, Lloyd Kaufman, Sam Raimi, Peter Jackson, Charles Band, Rodney Moore, John "Buttman" Stagliano, and Seymore Butts. The list goes on and on. Basically if you've made a flick that pushes the boundaries of good taste and socially reedemable qualities, I probably dig your shit.


You seem to be a big horror fan. What do you think about the state the genre's in these days, both on the mainstream and the independent sector ?


Mainstream is fucked. That's all that needs to be said about that. Indie horror is fucked. Straight-to-video Lionsagate bullshit ain't the answer people! Make some original art for fuck sake! Fuck easy money, you're making SHIT! Get out there and film some classics! Texas Chainsaw Massacre didn't star 20 washed up Z level convention actors! That's fucking stupid! You're lame! Drink Bleach!


Some current films you have really liked ?


Goo Girls 15 was pretty good. The second scene is this bitch who gets picked up on the side of the road after Rodney convinces her she needs to take a picture of him for his online girlfriend. Before long he's got her taking pictures of his 11 inch uncut man-dong and is shoving it down her throat right there in his van! The facial at the end is kinda weak, but the rest of the scene is hot.


... and of course your all-time favourites ?


Pretty typical I guess: Evil Dead series, Brain Dead, Bad Taste, Meet the Feebles, Night of the Creeps, Monster Squad, Gremlins, Ghostbusters, Pink Flamingos, Female Trouble, Desperate Living, They Live, Big Trouble in Little China, The Golden Child. I love offensive horror comedy.


Films you have really despised ?


Uh, pretty much any horror movie you can pick up off the new release section from Blockbuster. Are you fuckers really proud of yourselves for making this nonsense? I mean seriously, Asylum, how the fuck do you people sleep at night?


Any future projects ? What can fans expect next from Kevin Strange and Hack Movies ?


We're gonna be cranking out trashy, offensive, Horror Comedy for years and years to come, DON'T SLEEP ON HACK MOVIES BITCHES!


Before we go, could you give us a few words about your sidekick, the Pumpkin Monster ?


The Pumpkin Monster and I are going through a bitter lawsuit concerning our use of his image in our promotion, so I'm not legally allowed to discuss him at this time. It's sort of like Meatloaf and his song writer, Jim Steinman. A real love/hate relationship, but he gives good blowjobs, so fuck it, it's all good I guess.


Anything else I have forgotten to ask but you are just dieing to tell us ?


Yeah, what the fuck are you people waiting for? Hit up and buy yourselves some fucking merch! Get you some Disks for just $9.99! Those bitches contain 3 or 4 hours of special features, including multiple audio commentaries, behind the scenes videos, blooper reels, music videos, trailers for other Hack Movies, pictures of my dick, and much much more!


Thanks for the interview !


It was my pleasure. These Italian boys are almost done with my butt massage, which one you think I should fuck first?


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