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Alabama Jones and the Busty Crusade

USA 2005
produced by
Samantha Phillips for Digital Entertainment
directed by Jim Wynorski (as Harold Blueberry)
starring Nikki Nova, Katie James (= Angela Little), Cheyenne Silver, William Williamson, Aria Giovanni, Sunny Leone, Amanda Auclair (= Shyla Stylez), Taimie Hannum, Deanna Merryman, Kelle Marie, Scott Styles, Sasha Spiller-Rieff, Langston Ball, Michael Simpson
written by William Williamson, music by Sasha Spiller-Rieff

review by
Mike Haberfelner

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Three adventurers named Jones, Oklahoma (Nikki Nova), Alabama (Katie James) and California (Cheyenne Silver), take a trip to the jungle to find the golden mango, some sort of idol that's supposed to turn women into sex slaves, and that seems to be with the black pongos (mythical gorillas) and their queen (Sunny Leone). The expedition of our heroines seems to be under a bad star right from square one though, when they first find nothing but a drunk guide (William Williamson) leading them the way, then lose him to a giant kraken once they are far enough into the jungle to not find their way back out. However, the girls make the best of it, having sex with every human who crosses their way - just for recreational purposes - or having sex with each other should nobody else come by. And eventually, they come across the jungle queen and her pongos as well, and fall under the spell of the mango - and for them, becoming sex slaves apparently feels like a happy ending.

 

Cute girls getting naked a lot in the jungle - now that doesn't sound too bad, now does it, and at least in some parts, this softcore flicks is really funny, especially since the girls seem to be in on the joke. As a whole though, the film is less than satisfying, at least storywise, because the plot is very thin to begin with and evaporates into thin air in the process, leaving our girls just stumbling from one jungle cliché/sexual adventure to the next, with next to nothing to glue the individual scenes together, and the ending seems to arrive at a random moment in the story as well. All of this is especially frustrating as one feels plenty of opportunities for sexual comedy/parody within the context of the jungle adventure at hand just seem under- to unexplored.

Well, at least the girls are cute and get naked a lot I suppose, but this could have been much more.

 

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