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Bad Biology

USA 2008
produced by
R.A. Thorburn (= R.A. the Rugged Man), Gabriel Bartalos (executive), Shane L. Kessler (executive)
directed by Frank Henenlotter
starring Charlee Danielson, Anthony Sneed, Tom Kohut, Tina Krause, Vinnie Paz, Reef the Lost Cauze, Beverly Bonner (as Casey Belial), James Glickenhaus, Vicky Wiese, Krista Ayne, Mar Sirivanh, Rachael Robbins, Alicia Hastings, Jelena Jensen, Mark Wilson, John A.Thorburn, Remedy, James Shell, Vivian Sanchez, Jessie Jayne Clancy, R.A. Thorburn (= R.A. the Rugged Man), Bjorn Milz, Laura Pelage, Megan McGee, Pete Dicenso, Ginger Starr, Vladislav S., Jzone, Jude Angelini, Big Earth, Eleonore Hendricks, Connie Renda, Carolyn Thompson, Brittany Moyer, Richard Gladys
written by Frank Henenlotter, R.A. Thorburn (= R.A. the Rugged Man), music by Josh Glazer, Prince Paul, special makeup effects by Gabriel Bartalos, visual effectx by Al Magliochetti

review by
Mike Haberfelner

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Jennifer (Charlee Danielson) has a problem: She's got more than one clitoris - actually she's got 7 of them ... which makes her a sexual freak: Because of her special condition, she needs much more sex than everybody else, her orgasms are more violent, as are her orgasms aftereffects, and quite often, she finds herself killing her partners during or after sex. Also, she gets pregnant every time she has sex, but usually gives birth about two hours later and then just dumps the newborns somewhere because she doesn't see them as humans. However, sex never really satisfies Jennifer, always leaves her craving for more ...

Jennifer is also a quite successful provocative photographer, and during one of her shoots, she catches some weirdo, Batz (Anthony Sneed), peeking in on her model (Tina Krause). Weirdly enough, Jennifer feels immediately drawn to him, and later that night she sneaks into his apartment to see him having sex with a prostitute ... and not only does Batz have an enormous penis, he also hardly touches the prostitute and gives her a two-hour orgasm. Jennifer knows instantly Batz is the man for her ...

Batz has a weird story of his own: His penis was accidently cut off at birth, but then sewn back on again, which left it dysfunctional, though. Now this was something Batz couldn't accept, so he injected his penis with all kinds of steroids, took all sorts of (sexually related) pills and whatnot - and wouldn't you know it, the treatment worked ... all too well, Batz dick didn't only grow to enormous size, it also developed a mind of its own - but since its the mind of a penis, all it could think about was fucking. The basic problem here is, there's pretty much no woman who can handle Batz' dick ...

Jennifer knows Batz is the man for her (or rather has the dick to make her happy), but when she pays him a visit to beg him to shag her, the dick has already left its master (remember, it was only sewn back on) and is now roaming the neighbourhood, indifferently shagging every woman it stumbles upon. Batz meanwhile feels weaker by the minute, and he eventually collapses. Then the penis comes back though, totally exhausted, and Jennifer has to inject it with half a ton of steroids to bring it back to life - upon which the dick fucks her into seventh heaven while its master lies dying next to them.

Two hours later, Jennifer, fully satisfied for the first time in her life, gives birth - to a giant, walking talking penis ...


Frank Henenlotter's return to feature-filmmaking after a hiatus of 16 years shows above all else that he has lost nothing of his edge: With all its giant penises, women in vagina masks,sexually insatiable women and dumped babies aplenty, the film is offensive as can be - but with a comedic edge to it, that might often cross the line to bad taste, but always narratively motivated.

In many ways, Bad Biology actually feels like a dirty version of Henenlotter's classic Basket Case, and while it doesn't live up to that movie in terms of originality and atmosphere, it's still nice to see that after all these years, Henenlotter has still managed to remain true to himself ... and apart from that, Bad Biology is really funny - and accompanied by a pretty cool hip hop score, too ...


review © by Mike Haberfelner


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