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Archeologist Dr Jones (Christine Nguyen) is hired by the CIA to find
the Tiara of Moronica, a tiara that would make its bearer the most
powerful ... something. Unfortunately, evil Evilla Cruella (Heather
Vandeven) has the same idea. Now Dr Jones might be several steps ahead of
her, but her sidekick Carol (Rebecca Love) is actually working for Evilla.
So after much to and fro which almost invariably ends in sexual
intercourse, Evilla lures Dr Jones into a trap and captures her - but Dr
Jones is easily persuaded to join Evilla, which leads to, you guessed it,
more sex. Then though Dr Jones and her partner Mark (Tony Marino) find the
Temple of Eros where the tiara is hidden, and once they have found the
tiara, Evilla and her partner Drago (Frankie Cullen) force them to give it
up at gunpoint ... when CIA boss Martin (Ted Newsom) enters the scene - in
a dress. He forces Evilla to give up the tiara at gunpoint and, in an
unexpected twist, crowns himself Queen of the Morons - but upon leaving
the temple, he is eaten by the dinosaur guarding it ...
great, but a fun softcore sex flick, in which the cast seems to be really
in on the joke, and at least some of the actors (especially Christine
Nguyen, Heather Vandeven and Ted Newsom) manage to deliver really funny
performances. That said, the movie could have done with a little more
(non-sexual) action to really take off, and some sex scenes could actually
have been dropped for the sake of narrative flow (not that I complain
about any of the girls though who are uniformly cute in this one).
might work pretty well as a party movie.