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Blood and Sex Nightmare

USA 2008
produced by
Joseph R. Kolbek, Julien Calderbank (executive), Michael Raso (executive) for Bloody Earth Films/Alternative Cinema
directed by Joseph R.Kolbek
starring Julia Morizawa, Andy McGuinness, Dan Petit, Tom Thatcher, Niki Notarile (= Niki Rubin), Tina Krause, Anthony Navarino, Eyez Emcee, Matt Deterior, John Mandara, Scott Morgan, Lily St. Claire, Milon Castle, Jeremiah Bruckart, Laura Diozzi, Ryosuke Yamada (voice)
written by Joe Manzione, music by Scott Morgan, special makeup effects by Shane Izykowski

review by
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Nick (Andy McGuiness) and Amy (Julia Morizawa) are in a relationship, love each other, and yet they're on the verge of breaking up. You see, Amy is still a virgin, and Nick wants to have sex with her pretty badly. She understands him even, and she tries to give in to his demands, but everytime they get intimate, she goes all frigid all of a sudden. This drives Nick nuts, understandably, but he doesn't know she has visions of death and violence and torn bodies every time things are heating up ...

Nick suggests to spend the next holidays at an adult resort to solve their sexual problems, and reluctantly, Amy agrees. Once at the resort, it doesn't seem to be exactly what they expected it to be, just a bunch of huts in the woods near a lake, but they decide to make the best of it ... but Amy's condition just goes from bad to worse, she starts to act weird, and only an old mirror that she has found in a cupboard in their hut seems to calm her down. Oh, and there's an old guy lurking around their hut, Walter (Dan Petit), who claims to be the caretaker, but when Nick complains at the place's management, he learns there is no caretaker called Walter, so that guy has to be some kind of sick perv.

Worse still, there is a grossly disfigured killer (Tom Thatcher) roaming the resort who's speciality seems to be hacking up naked people, but nobody seems to have taken any notice yet, since the killer never leaves anybody alive to tell. Walter is his only accomplice, but eventually, the killer kills even him ...

After another row, Nick breaks up with Amy and decides to just shag the next girl he meets (Tina Krause) - but as soon as she offers him anal sex, she is slaughtered by the killer. Nick runs back to Amy's hut in terror, to save her, but she seems to know more than he does, that the killer is the ghost of a man who was mistreated as a child and who later hung himself but was brought back to life by the sexual energy of the resort. Amy drags Nick to a place where she claims they are safe from the killer, but Nick thinks it's a setup to have him killed, leaves the sanctuary - and is chainsawed to death. Amy runs away in terror, back to the cabin, where she is cornered by the killer, who now tells her the rest of his story: He needs an innocent woman to be reborn, innocent like virginal Amy, and to impregnate her, he strips her down to her underwear then masturbates and cums all over her (bloodily, too) - I guess because if he would have entered her, she wouldn't have been quite so innocent no more. Then Amy gets hold of the mirror and turns him to dust.

The end?

Of course not! Two years later, a bunch of guys out for excitement camp on the grounds of the now closed adult resort and tell each other horror stories, when suddenly ...

 

A slasher movie set in an adult resort - now this could have been a great piece of violence and sleaze, and I think anybody with a hint of a dirty imagination can see the possibilities here. Unfortunately, the finished film does little to explore these possibilities. Sure, there's the occasional nudity in here, and the girls all do look pretty nice, but the raunchy atmosphere an adult resort seems to suggest almost by definition is mostly absent here, there are no swinging couples, no nudists hopping about, no public makeout sessions ... no nothing actually. Even the hut Nick and Amy are staying at seems to suggest anything but "let's have sex". Well, at least the film is pretty gory, but even when it comes to the violent content of the story, there is no real narrative buildup for this, and the killings all lack imagination.

... and having said all that, this film is not a total trainwreck, not even the worst slasher movie I've seen, not by a longshot. Basically, the cast of Blood and Sex Nightmare is pretty ok, and while the film might have its narrative shortcomings, it at times successfully manages to create an atmosphere of unease. All of this is not enough to make Blood and Sex Nightmare a good film - but you have probably seen a lot worse, trust me ...

 

review © by Mike Haberfelner

 

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