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Nick (Andy McGuiness) and Amy (Julia Morizawa) are in a relationship,
love each other, and yet they're on the verge of breaking up. You see, Amy
is still a virgin, and Nick wants to have sex with her pretty badly. She
understands him even, and she tries to give in to his demands, but
everytime they get intimate, she goes all frigid all of a sudden. This
drives Nick nuts, understandably, but he doesn't know she has visions of
death and violence and torn bodies every time things are heating up ... Nick
suggests to spend the next holidays at an adult resort to solve their
sexual problems, and reluctantly, Amy agrees. Once at the resort, it
doesn't seem to be exactly what they expected it to be, just a bunch of
huts in the woods near a lake, but they decide to make the best of it ...
but Amy's condition just goes from bad to worse, she starts to act weird,
and only an old mirror that she has found in a cupboard in their hut seems
to calm her down. Oh, and there's an old guy lurking around their hut,
Walter (Dan Petit), who claims to be the caretaker, but when Nick
complains at the place's management, he learns there is no caretaker
called Walter, so that guy has to be some kind of sick perv. Worse
still, there is a grossly disfigured killer (Tom Thatcher) roaming the resort who's
speciality seems to be hacking up naked people, but nobody seems to have
taken any notice yet, since the killer never leaves anybody alive to tell.
Walter is his only accomplice, but eventually, the killer kills even him
... After another row, Nick breaks up with Amy and decides to just shag
the next girl he meets (Tina Krause) - but as soon as she offers him anal
sex, she is slaughtered by the killer. Nick runs back to Amy's hut in
terror, to save her, but she seems to know more than he does, that the
killer is the ghost of a man who was mistreated as a child and who later
hung himself but was brought back to life by the sexual energy of the
resort. Amy drags Nick to a place where she claims they are safe from the
killer, but Nick thinks it's a setup to have him killed, leaves the
sanctuary - and is chainsawed to death. Amy runs away in terror, back to
the cabin, where she is cornered by the killer, who now tells her the rest
of his story: He needs an innocent woman to be reborn, innocent like
virginal Amy, and to impregnate her, he strips her down to her underwear
then masturbates and cums all over her (bloodily, too) - I guess because
if he would have entered her, she wouldn't have been quite so innocent no
more. Then Amy gets hold of the mirror and turns him to dust. The end? Of
course not! Two years later, a bunch of guys out for excitement camp on
the grounds of the now closed adult resort and tell each other horror
stories, when suddenly ... A slasher movie set in an adult
resort - now this could have been a great piece of violence and sleaze,
and I think anybody with a hint of a dirty imagination can see the
possibilities here. Unfortunately, the finished film does little to
explore these possibilities. Sure, there's the occasional nudity in here,
and the girls all do look pretty nice, but the raunchy atmosphere an adult
resort seems to suggest almost by definition is mostly absent here, there
are no swinging couples, no nudists hopping about, no public makeout
sessions ... no nothing actually. Even the hut Nick and Amy are staying at
seems to suggest anything but "let's have sex". Well, at least
the film is pretty gory, but even when it comes to the violent content of
the story, there is no real narrative buildup for this, and the killings
all lack imagination. ... and having said all that, this film is not a
total trainwreck, not even the worst slasher movie I've seen, not by a
longshot. Basically, the cast of Blood and Sex Nightmare is pretty
ok, and while the film might have its narrative shortcomings, it at times
successfully manages to create an atmosphere of unease. All of this is not
enough to make Blood and Sex Nightmare a good film - but you have
probably seen a lot worse, trust me ...
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