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Nightmare / The Marvelous Mervo

USA 1987
produced by
Leszek Burzynski
directed by Bill Rebane
starring Tiny Tim, Cari Salochek (= Itonia Salchek), Ed Bevin (= Dean West), Lori Minetti, Peter Krause, Frank Benson, Albert Jaggard, William Dexter, Ariene Dexter, Jeanette Belant, Pete Van Ryan, H. Woodward, Randy Scott, Chris Jahnke, Jim Zabella, Dave Doyle
written by Ben Benson, Emil Joseph, Bill Rebane, music by George Daugherty

review by
Mike Haberfelner

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When young Jill (Cari Salochek) comes home to Smalltown, USA, from college to visit her parents, she finds them gone, and she finds nobody really interested in their disappearance because her father, a banker, was responsible for the foreclosure of many a farm of the region. Plus, Jill is freaked out by a clown in her kitchen, who ultimately turns out to be Marvelous Mervo, the slightly mad brother of her childhood sweetheart Gary (Ed Bevin). Gary is the only one who takes Jill's problems seriously, but then he learns about her fiancé Scott (Peter Krause), and when Scott arrives at her place and Gary witnesses there lovemaking, he's really hurt.

A short time later, Scott disappears, and so does another friend of Jill's (Lori Minnetti), and Gary tries to step in to console her - and make love to her ... but once again he's turned down. Of course, Jill's parents, her fiancé and her friend have all been murdered, but thus far only the audience knows that. Enter Marvelous Mervo, who tries to disclose some secret to Jill, but his brother Gary interferes, the two fight ... and Jill shoots Mervo to save Gary ... bad decision, because it was actually Gary who killed her folks, fiancé and friend because she has turned him down, and now he wants to do the same to her. She tries every trick to get out of the situation, even if that means telling him she loves him, but to no avail. Gary is pretty much in the process of slaughtering her when he's shot by Mervo, who's a good guy after all (and despite his insanity), and who saves her life ...


Stupid and unimaginatively written rural slasher/whodunnit that's still a (minor) gem for trash film masochists (like myself) because of its particularly trashy script as well as surreal Tiny Tim's bad acting and worse falsetto singing. However, if you're not into bad films, don't watch this one, you'll hate it.


review © by Mike Haberfelner


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