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Blue Rita

Switzerland/France 1977
produced by
Erwin C. Dietrich for Elite Film AG
directed by Jess Franco
starring Martine Flety, Pamela Stanford, Dagmar Bürger, Esther Moser, Olivier Mathot, Eric Falk, Guy Delorme

review by
Mike Haberfelner

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Rita (Martine Flety) is a communist spy in Paris, capturing Western spies & interrogating them in the nude (both her & the prisoners are nude) & exposing them to bizarre tortures (the best one is dripping some green sauce on men that is supposed to make them ultra-horny, then having some naked girls placed outside their cages). Ah yes, & Rita as well as all her empolyees are strippers at a local club (!). But of course, her days are numbered when her employer Bergen tells her about a traitor among her ranks. She does immeduiately suspect Gina & subjects her to some bizarre torture, but the traitor really is her newfound lesbian lover Sun, who also has an affair with one of Rita's prisoners, Eric Falk. Of course, she & Falk escape in the end, but then it for some reason it turns out that both Falk & Bergen are also commie spies, but not on the same side as Rita, thus they convict her to death. But then it turns out Sun is actually from Interpol, & she already had inspector Tanner & his men waiting in the shadows ...

 

This is a typical (& great) late-70's Jess Franco-movie: all filmed in bright primary colors, with weird camera set-ups & angles, with full nudity in almost every shot (the girls seem to do almost everything in the nude in this one), cheap pop-art sci-fi-sets & costumes (well, not costumes, boots - that's about the most anyone here is wearing), a story so unbelievably over the top you just can't take it seriously (it wasn't meant to be), characters that are just caricatures & extremely silly dialogues - in other words, a great fun-ride !!!

 

review © by Mike Haberfelner

 

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