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Burlesque Massacre

USA 2011
produced by
Timothy Whitfield, Tracy Cwick, Matthew Cichella (executive) for Timberwolf West/Detour Ltd, Cherry Kiss
directed by Timothy Whitfield
starring Crystal Swarovski, Olivia Bellafontaine, Adria Lang, Stephanie Paris, Timothy Whitfield, Jake Bradbury, Mariah Victoria-Rose, Keith Christensen II, Cadance St. John, Erin Taylor, Olivia Dae, Marie Lynn, Kennedy Winters, Ashley Lindsay, M. Evelyn Hayashi, Akira, Jadis, Lilly Soliel, Tamara Torres
written by Timothy Whitfield, Tracy Cwick, special effects by Timberwolf Extreme, mask created by Gene Mazza

review by
Mike Haberfelner

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Burlesque dancer Crystal (Crystal Swarovski) invites three fellow dancers, Olivia (Olivia Bellafontaine), Polly (Adria Lang) and Dolly (Stephanie Paris) to her and her brother John's (Timothy Whitfield) house to practice some new routines undisturbed. Now that's very nice of course ... except for the fact that Crystal and John are totally bonkers: Ever since John has caught their father shagging his sister and has killed him for his sister's sake, they have an incestous relationship - that involves lots of sex. And that's their normal side! Their not-so-normal side is that John's last date is lieing dead in his garage, and that dead burlesque dancers are popping up everywhere Crystal goes ...

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So ok, Burlesque Massacre might not be the most intelligent movie ... but so what? Heck, this film is called "Burlesque Massacre", so basically it gives you a hint what to expect - and in terms of nudity and killings, the film almost goes out of its way to deliver. But that said, Burlesque Massacre is not just a piece of sleazy violence, it does manage to add a few new details to the tried-and-true slasher formula, shows humour in all the right places without ever becoming moronic, and is stylistically a welcome throwback to grindhouse fare from the 1970's ... oh, and it's fun, too!!!

 

review © by Mike Haberfelner

 

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