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Cannibal Attack

USA 1954
produced by
Sam Katzman for Columbia
directed by Lee Sholem
starring Johnny Weissmuller, Judy Walsh, David Bruce, Bruce Cowling, Charles Evans, Steve Darrell, Joseph Allen, Jack Perry
screenplay by Carroll Young, based on a comic strip by Alex Raymond, musical direction by Mischa Bakaleinikoff

Jungle Jim, Jungle Jim (Johnny Weissmuller)

review by
Mike Haberfelner

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Jungle Jim number 14 (though technically, this is not a Jungle Jim film because Johnny Weissmuller plays a character called Johnny and has a different chimp in an effort by producer Sam Katzman to avoid paying license fees while still continuing a profitable series):

John King (Steve Darrell) runs a successful colony and is regarded as a saint by everybody in the vicinity, including the ever-present commissioner (Charles Evans) and King's ward Luora (Judy Walsh). The only problem is, the cobalt-shipments from his mine keep disappearing, and King's foreman Rovak (Bruce Cowling) is all too quick to blame it on crocodiles ... without even trying to explain what crocodiles would do with cobalt.

So Jungle Jim ... oh I'm sorry, Johnny starts his own investigations, and soon enough stumbles upon King's black-sheep brother Arnold (David Bruce), the foreman of the cobalt mine, who looks just way too suspicious to be the culprit ... and indeed he isn't.

After much to and fro, Johnny and Arnold, who have since teamed up, find out that a tribe of savages - who were formerly cannibals, hence the title - regularly attack the cobalt shipments, disguised as crocodiles (!), and actually both Rovak and saintly King are behind it all, but the real mastermind behind it all is Luora, actually the Princess of the savage tribe, who wants the cobalt to build up an army of her own and conquer the whole jungle.

In the end though, Johnny, arnold and the Commissioner pull a fast one on the baddies when a cobalt shipment they are bringing downriver proes to be a Trojan horse, and it all culminates in a big shootout during which Luora and Rovak are killed while King, who has decided to change sides in the last minute, is allowed to die a hero's death.

 

Pretty much as cheap, cheesy and silly but also as funny as all the Jungle Jim films - if you are one to appreciate camp and unintentional humour that is.

One thing though, despite the sensationalistic title, there is no actual cannibalism, shown or even hinted at, in this film.

 

review © by Mike Haberfelner

 

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