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Chopper Chicks in Zombietown

USA 1989
produced by
Nancy Paloian, Maria Snyder, Arthur M. Sarkissian (executive) for Troma (Chelsea Partners)
directed by Dan Hoskins
starring Jamie Rose, Catherine Carlen, Lycia Naff, Kristina Loggia, Gretchen Palmer, Nina Sonja Peterson, Whitney Reis, Don Calfa, Ed Gale, Martha Quinn, Billy Bob Thornton, Dave Adams, Lewis Arquette, Hal Sparks, Rob King, Mel Castelo, Tyrone Bowman, Kea Katz, Martin Brumer, Catherine Craft, David Knell, Craig Stark
written by Dan Hoskins, music by Daniel May

review by
Mike Haberfelner

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A gang of female bikers - the Cycle sluts - stops at a typical American smalltown in order to get some food & some men. At the same time, a bunch of flesheating zombies developed by mad scientist Willum (Don Calfa), break out & a bus with blind orphans is stranded nearby. The Sluts turn out to be real do-gooders, too, when they finally meet the zombies, saving a baby from a fire, helping the blind orphans & even agreeing to help the townsfolks who a mere minutes ago wanted to lynch them. Only the gang's leader Rox (Catherine Carlen) does not want to help out & rides off, but has a sudden change of heart when Dede (Jamie Rose) saves her life nevertheless. So its the chicks vs. the zombies with the chicks - with the help of the blind orphans & Bob (Eric Gale), Willum's dwarf assistant who gives them some pointers - having the upper hand until Willum provides the zombies with weapons. But just in time, the chicks find some dynamite & come up with a plan to lure all the zombies into the church & then blow it up. It works, of course.

Billy Bob Thornton has only a small role as Dede's former fiance, soon falling victim to the zombies.


Any combination of female bikers, zombies, blind orphans, a mad scientist & a church blown up should make a good movies, not to speak of a combination of them all ... But directos Dan Hoskins relies solely on the strengths of these premises & does nothing to make them work - his direction is so soulless in fact you don't even know if you're in a horror-film, a comedy, both of them or neither of them. & as for the cycle sluts, they don't seem like wild bikers at all but mislead girls all looking for men to finally make them proper housewives, & are do-gooders to a point when yozu have to throw up. The operetta-style theme-music of the zombies is pretty funny though.


review © by Mike Haberfelner


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