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Dealer Denny (Chris O'Brocki) has supplied the local market with some new, super-powered crack only recently, blissfully unaware of the side effects - them being that users turn into hyper-violent maniacs, killing everybody in sight. However, he knows about a quintet of teens (Rosaria Eraso, Angel Nichole Bradford, Hunter Redfern, Tim Hale, Morrigan Thompson) who've rented a house in the country for spring break for some partying and getting high, and they're ready to pay top Dollar for whatever he can deliver, so he and his husband Frankie (Justin P. Martin) decide to take a trip to the country for some romantic days while actually making some money. But on the way to the teens' house, they notice a police car tailing them and throw out the drugs in an unobserved moment - and the police officers (John W. Iwanonkiw, Lou Consolo) are none the wiser about their true motives to come to the country in the process. Unfortunately, a raccoon has discovered their stash of crack, partakes some ... and turns into an absolute killer - and its first victim is Denny, who has come to retrieve his stash. Frankie is sent running through the woods and tries to warn everyone in his path of the doped up killer raccoon, but honestly, who's going to believe him. Eventually the raccoon makes it to the teens' cabin and kills all of them but Finn (Rosaria Eraso), the t-totaler of the group who has just happened to take a walk during the massacre, and eventually she runs into Frankie, and then the local deputy (Gary Lee Vincent), who has just stumbled over more dead bodies in one afternoon than in his lifetime so far, and the three have to realize they're in grave danger ...

Legendary horror screenwriter and filmmaker John A. Russo has a pretty fun scene as a reluctant coroner.

Now the title pretty much suggests as much, Crackcoon is taking quite a few cues from Coraine Bear, so you better not expect Citizen Kane here - but then again, Cocaine Bear isn't Citizen Kane either, but still darn entertaining. So what Crackcoon is is certainly no intellectual masterpiece ... but a near-perfect party movie: It's story is simple enough to follow even without paying too close attention, it's premise is just wonderfully silly, there are many jokes and much silliness throughout, but there's also plenty of blood, bits of nudity, and the whole thing is somewhat loud in any way possible. It's a film that might not resonate with someone sober - but it's a really fun ride accompanied by a couple or more beers.

review © by Mike Haberfelner

 

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