Hot Picks

- Ready for My Close Up 2019

- Talk of the Dead 2016

- Queen of Sabbath 2021

- Southland Tales 2006

- Canaan Land 2020

- My Secret Billionaire 2021

- Being Dead 2020

- Heart Wreck 2021

- The Ballad of Captain Vengence 2020

- Versus 2000

- Dead Air 2021

- Nuns: An Italian Horror Story 2020

- X 2019

- Dramatica Diablos - The Torren Fruit of Eden 2021

- The Act of Reading 2019

- Playdurizm 2020

- The El Duce Tapes 2019

- Erotophono- philiac: Documents of a Lust Murderer 2021

- Witches Night 2021

- Paradise Cove 2021

- Magic Island 2020

- Butchers 2020

- Nothing Else 2021

- ... As If They Were Angels 2018

- Zegen 1987

- Shellfish 2021

- The Mimic 2020

- The Astrology of Pandemics 2021

- Tale of Tails - Pilot 2021

- All Too Human 2018

- Vigilante 1982

- Smothered 2019

- Mother's Day Memories 2019

- Invasion Ireland 2013

- Confession 2020

- Sheep Without a Shepherd 2019

- Volcanic UFO Mysteries 2021

- Hank 2019

- Mandao Returns 2020

- Honesty Weekend 2020

- The Thinning Veil 2019

- Tremors 1990

- Space MOMs 2021

- The Poltergeist Diaries 2021

- Journey to Royal: A WWII Rescue Mission 2021

- Boys Feels: High Tide 2021

- First Impressions Can Kill 2017

- A Killer Conversation 2014

- Star Crash 1979

- Strangler of the Swamp 1946

Curse of Pirate Death

USA 2006
produced by
David S. Sterling, Darrin Ramage (executive), Mitch Toles (associate) for Brain Damage
directed by Dennis Devine
starring Dana Marsh, Drew Roy, Sally Mullins, Randal Malone, Ron Jeremy, Mitch Toles, Stacy Michelle Gold (= Stacy Glassgold), Denisse Bon, Monte Hunter, Syn DeVil, Sally Fay Dalton, Julia Galasso, Elizabeth Di Prinzio, Tiffany Bordelon, Rebekah Brandes, Michael Gonzalez, Gerard J.Reyes
story by Jeremiah Campbell, screenplay by Jeremiah Campbell, Steve Jarvis, music by Ghost, special effects by Mitch Toles, special makeup effects by Elizabeth Silverman

review by
Mike Haberfelner

Quick Links

Abbott & Costello

Alice in Wonderland

Arsène Lupin

Batman

Bigfoot

Black Emanuelle

Bomba the Jungle Boy

Bowery Boys

Bulldog Drummond

Captain America

Charlie Chan

Cinderella

Dick Tracy

Dr. Mabuse

Dr. Orloff

Doctor Who

Dracula

Elizabeth Bathory

Emmanuelle

Fantomas

Flash Gordon

Frankenstein

Frankie & Annette Beach Party movies

Freddy Krueger

Fu Manchu

Fuzzy

Gamera

Godzilla

Hercules

El Hombre Lobo

Incredible Hulk

Jack the Ripper

James Bond

Jekyll and Hyde

Jerry Cotton

Jungle Jim

Justine

Kekko Kamen

King Kong

Laurel and Hardy

Lemmy Caution

Lobo

Lone Wolf and Cub

Lupin III

Maciste

Marx Brothers

Miss Marple

Mr. Moto

Mister Wong

Mothra

Nick Carter

OSS 117

Phantom of the Opera

Quatermass

Robin Hood

Santa Claus

El Santo

Schoolgirl Report

The Shadow

Sherlock Holmes

Spider-Man

Star Trek

Sukeban Deka

Superman

Tarzan

Three Mesquiteers

Three Musketeers

Winnetou

Wizard of Oz

Wolf Man

Wonder Woman

Yojimbo

Zatoichi

Zorro

Available on DVD !

To buy, click on link(s) below and help keep this site afloat

Always make sure of DVD-compatibility !!!


They say there is a treasure buried at Pirate Point, a pirate treasure of course, but the ghost of Captain Death (Mitch Toles) will come back from the dead and kill whoever tries to steal his treasure.

Pirate Point, it should also be pointed out, is also the top party locationfor local kids, and that's just fine - unless they are to find as much as a doubloon of the Captain's treasure. As of late though, Professor Blackhart (Sally Mullins) of the local college has created some interest in the pirate treasure among her students, pretty much to encourage them to find the treasure for her - but her students are soon slaughtered by the pirate, and she doesn't escape his wrath, either. Only one of the students seems to have an advantage over the other, the slightly psychic Lilli (Dana Marsh), who seems to be the reincarnation of Pirate Death's girlfriend, the witch Elaina - and Lilli and her boyfriend finally succeed in destroying Pirate Death for good ...

Porn legend Ron Jeremy has an extended cameo as a professor walking through the countryside to look for students who want their grades improved via extracurricular activities - and if you're thinking something naughty right now ... yes.

 

On paper, this might sound like your typical slasher movie, maybe one with an extra dose of stupidity, and neither the too-low-for-its-own-good budget nor the many plottwists borrowed from porn movies sound to encouraging, either ... but somehow, the movie makes everything work. Basically, it knows it's silly, has fun with its porn-like interludes (like when Professor Black strips one of her students [Syn DeVil] to her panties and tickles her with a feather just to discipline her), uses excuses to show topless nudity that are so in-your-face it's hilarious, and at the same time, it keeps its story from being too predictable (within genre confines though).

Now don't get me wrong, this movie is by no means a masterpiece, there are way better slasher movies out there, maybe even funnier porn movies, but this one is able proof that you can make very much out of very little. If you're at all into micro budget indie horrors, I'd even recommend this one.

 

review © by Mike Haberfelner

 

Feeling lucky ?
Want to
search
any of my partnershops yourself
for more, better results ?

The links below
will take you
just there !!!

Find Curse of Pirate Death
at the amazons ...

USA  amazon.com

Great Britain (a.k.a. the United Kingdom)  amazon.co.uk

Germany (East AND West)  amazon.de

Looking for imports ?
Find Curse of Pirate Death here ...

Thailand  eThaiCD.com
Your shop for all things Thai

Something naughty ?
(Must be over 18 to go there !)

x-rated  find Curse of Pirate Death at adultvideouniverse.com


Thanks for watching !!!

 

 

Robots and rats,
demons and potholes,
cuddly toys and
shopping mall Santas,
love and death and everything in between,
Tales to Chill
Your Bones to

is all of that.

 

Tales to Chill
Your Bones to
-
a collection of short stories and mini-plays
ranging from the horrific to the darkly humourous,
from the post-apocalyptic
to the weirdly romantic,
tales that will give you a chill and maybe a chuckle, all thought up by
the twisted mind of
screenwriter and film reviewer
Michael Haberfelner.

 

Tales to Chill
Your Bones to

the new anthology by
Michael Haberfelner

 

Out now from
Amazon!!!

 

 

 

On the same day
a Burglar wants to kill you
and your Ex wants
to make up ...
... and for the life of it,
you can't decide
WHICH IS WORSE!!!

 

A Killer Conversation

produced by and starring
Melanie Denholme
directed by
David V.G. Davies
written by
Michael Haberfelner
starring
Ryan Hunter and
Rudy Barrow

out now on DVD