Hot Picks

- Ready for My Close Up 2019

- Talk of the Dead 2016

- Queen of Sabbath 2021

- The Old Man Movie 2019

- Heavy Duty Lovers 2021

- Madame Claude 1977

- Underground Inc: The Rise & Fall of Alternative Rock 2019

- Someone Somewhere 2019

- Iron City Asskickers 1998

- Buoyancy 2020

- Southland Tales 2006

- Canaan Land 2020

- My Secret Billionaire 2021

- Being Dead 2020

- Heart Wreck 2021

- The Ballad of Captain Vengence 2020

- Versus 2000

- Dead Air 2021

- Nuns: An Italian Horror Story 2020

- X 2019

- Dramatica Diablos - The Rotten Fruit of Eden 2021

- The Act of Reading 2019

- Playdurizm 2020

- The El Duce Tapes 2019

- Erotophono- philiac: Documents of a Lust Murderer 2021

- Witches Night 2021

- Paradise Cove 2021

- Magic Island 2020

- Butchers 2020

- Nothing Else 2021

- ... As If They Were Angels 2018

- Zegen 1987

- Shellfish 2021

- The Mimic 2020

- The Astrology of Pandemics 2021

- Tale of Tails - Pilot 2021

- All Too Human 2018

- Vigilante 1982

- Smothered 2019

- Mother's Day Memories 2019

- Invasion Ireland 2013

- Confession 2020

- Sheep Without a Shepherd 2019

- Hank 2019

- First Impressions Can Kill 2017

- A Killer Conversation 2014

- Star Crash 1979

- Strangler of the Swamp 1946

Dog Eat Dog

UK 2001
produced by
FilmFour/Shona Productions/Tiger Aspect
directed by Moody Shoaibi
starring Mark Tonderai, Nathan Constance, David Oyelowo, Crunski, Alan Davies, Melanie Blatt, Gary Kemp, Steve Toussaint, Ricky Gervais, Geff Francis, Lexi Strauss, Daniel Kitson, Anna Wing, Rebecca Hazlewood, Dilys Laye, Jonah Russell, Stewart Wright, Pal Aron, Parhys-Jai Cato, Mandy Newton
written by Moody Shoaibi, Mark Tonderai

review by
Mike Haberfelner

Quick Links

Abbott & Costello

Alice in Wonderland

Arsène Lupin



Black Emanuelle

Bomba the Jungle Boy

Bowery Boys

Bulldog Drummond

Captain America

Charlie Chan


Dick Tracy

Dr. Mabuse

Dr. Orloff

Doctor Who


Elizabeth Bathory



Flash Gordon


Frankie & Annette Beach Party movies

Freddy Krueger

Fu Manchu





El Hombre Lobo

Incredible Hulk

Jack the Ripper

James Bond

Jekyll and Hyde

Jerry Cotton

Jungle Jim


Kekko Kamen

King Kong

Laurel and Hardy

Lemmy Caution


Lone Wolf and Cub

Lupin III


Marx Brothers

Miss Marple

Mr. Moto

Mister Wong


Nick Carter

OSS 117

Phantom of the Opera


Robin Hood

Santa Claus

El Santo

Schoolgirl Report

The Shadow

Sherlock Holmes


Star Trek

Sukeban Deka



Three Mesquiteers

Three Musketeers


Wizard of Oz

Wolf Man

Wonder Woman




Available on DVD !

To buy, click on link(s) below and help keep this site afloat

Always make sure of DVD-compatibility !!!

For DJ's Rooster (Mark Tonderai), CJ (David Oyelowo), Jess (Nathan Constance) & Chang (Crunski) the shit really seems to be going down:

Rooster finds himself having fucked up deals with both druglord Jesus (Gary Kempo) & pornking Tunde (Geff Francis), Jess figures he needs a car to impress cute but (in his eyes) rich Mina (Rebecca Hazlewood), CJ catches his girlfriend Kelly (Melanie Blatt) giving her ex Curtis (Jonah Russell) a handjob (though she claims a handjob is nothing sexual) & thus dumps her, & furthermore catches his mom performing on a porn tape, & Chang wants to take custody of his daughter Chantelle (Parhys-Jai Cato), whose mother (Mandy Newton) has turned their home into a drug-den - plus all four are continuously denied entrance into their favourite club by an arrogant bouncer (Ricky Gervais). To solveall of their problems, they figure they need money - a commodity they happen not to have. Even their attempt to let their manager Clint (Stewart Wright) sell their decks falls flat, & when Clint hires them for a gig, the whole thing ends in a riot in which the four lose all their records, too (& what's a DJ without decks & records ?).

So Chang & CJ, to improve the cashflow, decide to dognap the dog of tv-personality Edith Scarman (Dilys Laye) & hold the pooch for ransom - a stupid idea in itself, made all the worse by the fact that they break into the wrong house & abduct the beloved dog of druglord Jesus, who will stop at nothing to get his dog back ... whicvh is bad enough as it is, made all the worse by the fact that CJ accidently kills the dog - & Jesus is able to identify them from a surveillance tape ... & when our foursome thinks to be in a safe hidingplace, CJ gives their whereabouts away to his ex Kelly (who's pretty mad at him because he made her kill her dog), who knows nothing better to do than spill the beans to her ex, handjob-Curtis, who happens to be one of Jesus' securtiy guards ...

Taking all that into account, Jesus lets our quartet off relatively easy, forcing them to be his drug couriers ... but Rooster has had enough, & together with their friends Raj (Pal Aron) & Phil (Alan Davies), they plan a setup for Jesus, going to his place bugged & blackmailing Jesus with the tape ... which goes totally ust when Phil (on the outside) has forgotten to press record on his recorder, & Raj goes into Jesus' mansion posing as Tunde ... a short time before the real Tunde shows up too ... & then Jesus has of cozurse taken Chantelle, Chang's daughter, hostage ...

Somehow though, Rootster, CJ, Chang, & Jess come out of all the mix-up on top when the police comes in just in time, & while getting away, Jesus is run over by a truck ...

Furthermore, our heroes have nicked enough drug-money to fulfill all their wishes, including buying their favourite club ... that doesn't mean though that the bouncer would now let them in ...


Black humour aplenty in this comedy, that - despite many darker edges - never loses its light-footedness & manages to keep the story stringent despite four seperate plot-threads that only join up eventually. Great fun !


review © by Mike Haberfelner


Feeling lucky ?
Want to
any of my partnershops yourself
for more, better results ?

The links below
will take you
just there !!!

Find Dog Eat Dog
at the amazons ...


Great Britain (a.k.a. the United Kingdom)

Germany (East AND West)

Looking for imports ?
Find Dog Eat Dog here ...

Your shop for all things Thai

Something naughty ?
(Must be over 18 to go there !)

x-rated  find Dog Eat Dog at

Thanks for watching !!!



Robots and rats,
demons and potholes,
cuddly toys and
shopping mall Santas,
love and death and everything in between,
Tales to Chill
Your Bones to

is all of that.


Tales to Chill
Your Bones to
a collection of short stories and mini-plays
ranging from the horrific to the darkly humourous,
from the post-apocalyptic
to the weirdly romantic,
tales that will give you a chill and maybe a chuckle, all thought up by
the twisted mind of
screenwriter and film reviewer
Michael Haberfelner.


Tales to Chill
Your Bones to

the new anthology by
Michael Haberfelner


Out now from




On the same day
a Burglar wants to kill you
and your Ex wants
to make up ...
... and for the life of it,
you can't decide


A Killer Conversation

produced by and starring
Melanie Denholme
directed by
David V.G. Davies
written by
Michael Haberfelner
Ryan Hunter and
Rudy Barrow

out now on DVD