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Don't Fuck in the Woods 2

USA 2022
produced by
Shawn Burkett, Ryan Stacy, Brittany Blanton, Travis Wilson, Rob Collins, Andrew Moore, Stephen J. Hodke, Scott Gillespie for Concept Media, Taintbad Productions, Rising Fire Films, Studio 605, Head on a Stick Productions
directed by Shawn Burkett
starring Brittany Blanton, Cheyenne Gordon, Kenzie Phillips, Mark Justice, Kaylee Williams, Jason Crowe, Kayla Elizabeth, Alex Gottmann, Nessa Moore, Tom Komisar, Julie Anne Prescott, Cara McConnell, Brandy Mason, Stephen J. Hodke
written by Cheyenne Gordon, Shawn Burkett, music by Rocky Gray, special effects by Taintbad Productions

Don't Fuck in the Woods

review by
Mike Haberfelner

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The title of this movie should already be warning enough, but will these youngsters ever learn?

Under the supervision of caretaker Gil (Cheyenne Gordon) and nurse Vanessa (Nessa Moore), a group of young counselors (Kenzie Phillips, Mark Justice, Kaylee Williams, Jason Crowe, Kayla Elizabeth, Alex Gottmann) are to get a run down summercamp ready for the season. But they really have mostly sex on their minds - which also leads to jealousy galore. Enter Jane (Brittany Blanton), who has very visibly just been through hard times (the occurences in the first Don't Fuck in the Woods to be precise) and who warns them of some worm creatures lose in the woods that penetrate humans, either vaginally or anally, to possess them and turn them into killers. A wild story for sure, but even if our heroes would believe her, it's much too late, as two of the group (Kaylee Williams, Jason Crowe) have already wandered off into the woods to, well, fuck - and of course they return to the camp possessed and on a killing spree. So it's up to the others to defend themselves - and that's really something they're hardly equipped for. And of course, the local sheriff (Tom Komisar) who's after Gil just because he has spent some time in jail isn't the least bit of help either ...

 

To a weathered horror fan, the title of this movie aleady pretty much suggests what it will be, a 1980s throwback slasher with sex-obsessed youngsters getting slaughtered. And the film really delivers on this promise, and also throws some creature feature elements into the mix. Now naturally, this is hardly the recipe for the re-invention of the wheel, but all the same the film's pretty good genre entertainment still, as director Shawn Burkett very obviously understands the genre, but adds enough humour and irony to his film to give the film something of a personality, and moves things along swiftly enough to turn it into a pretty cool genre ride for sure.

 

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