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Dr. Bizarro

USA 1983
produced by
Phil Prince for Avon Productions
directed by Phil Prince
starring Velvet Summers, Cheri Champagne, George Payne, André Nelson (= Ambrosia Fox), Ken Yontz, Troy Scalpini, Alan Adrian, Big Randy Rod, Phil Prince
written by Phil Prince

review by
Mike Haberfelner

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Psychatrist Dr. Bizarro (Phil Prince) lets us listen in (and get visual testimony) of some of his most perverted cases:

  • Clarence (George Payne) catches his daughter (Velvet Summers) having lesbian sex with her friend (André Nelson), upon which he forces his little girl to suck his cock before raping the other girl ... and only then he realizes he just enjoyed this form of "punishment" way too much.
  • Marsha (Cheri Champagne) just loves to tie up and torture her husband (Alan Adrian) - but one day while she's at it, a guy (Big Randy Rod) breaks into the house, unties the husband, and both hubby and intruder rape her - and she enjoys it, too.
  • Superstud Guido Gambino (Ken Yontz) has been peeping on a hot neighbour (Troy Scampini) masturbating for weeks, and now he finally decides to introduce himself to her in hopes of a quick fuck - but that woman's of the dominant nature ... and the doctor thinks he's a homosexual.

Basically, Dr. Bizarro is an enjoyably perverted porn comedy: Sure, it's about incest and rape, humilation and torture, but all of it is presented in such an over-the-top way (though fully hardcore) that you really cannot take too much of it seriously - and if you're into slightly sick humour, you'll find at least some of the film pretty amusing, too, as it really makes an effort to bring across the jokes as well as the sex. This doesn't always work as well as intended, basically since not all the performers seem to have funny bones and not all of the stories are conceived equally well (especially the third is a letdown), but for a porn flick at least this film really makes an effort to be something more ...

 

review © by Mike Haberfelner

 

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