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Easter Casket

USA 2013
produced by
Jeremy Dobson, Nicole Lee Johnson, Bryan Sayre, Josh Eal (executive) for Dustin Mills Productions
directed by Dustin Mills
starring Josh Eal, Erin R. Ryan, Jason Crowe, Allison Fitzgerald, Minnie Grey, Janet Jay, Roni Jonah, Dustin Mills, Dave Parker, Steve Rimpici, Brandon Salkil, Eugene Flynn, Fodge
written by Dustin Mills, music by Ian Francis Smith, theme song by Shawn Burkett, creature, visual and makeup effects by Dustin Mills Productions, puppeteers: Dustin Mills, Sherriah Salkil

Easter Bunny

review by
Mike Haberfelner

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Peter Cottontail is pissed that the Catholic Church wants to ban rabbits and eggs from the Easter holidays - and he has every right to be pissed, because he's the Easter Rabbit. So to prevent being abolished from his own holiday, Peter Cottontail starts killing priests and nuns who are working against him. However, his intentions are ulterior, you see, he actually wants to kill the Christian God to become the one and only god. Oh yeah, and since Easter was originally a celebration of fertility, he's especially drawn to nuns and priests who have sex - which isn't all that much of a problem because they all seem to be horny devils.

Fortunately, the Catholic Church, led by an almost supervillain-like Mega Pope (Steve Rimpici), has a superhero of its own, Asher (Josh Eal), a priest and exorcist, who knows every trick in the book when it comes to hunting demons. He has soon picked up the trail of Peter Cottontail, and manages to avoid his many death traps - but then he finds Aubrie (Erin R. Ryan), a girl from a Catholic school, who Peter Cottontail seems to especially keen on getting his hands on. She needs special protection of course, and by Asher himself ... but hey, Aubrie is just a naive schoolgirl, sexy too, and more than a bit horny, and Asher - well, he's a man and he has needs ...

The next day, Aubrie is gone and all hell breaks loose ... and without giving away too much, the finale also involves a giant rabbit laying waste to a city ...


Ok, it's about a killer Easter Bunny which is represented by a very obvious handpuppet. The whole thing demands tons of special effects but was made for $ 3,000, approximately (according to the director), it features a very crude depiction of the Catholic Church that was very obviously not based on too much research, and it features plenty of gratuitous nudity - this simply cannot be a good movie, right?

Wrong, Easter Casket is about a ton and a half of fun, and for all the above reasons, too. Basically, Easter Casket doesn't take itself seriously for one single minute but still manages to drive its story forwards rather beautifully and with expert pacing. And it creates an absurd universe where it doesn't matter that the special effects (a mix of practical and digital FX) look corny and unrealistic as can be. The depiction of the Catholic Church - including its superhero and the Mega Pope - is so ridiculous and over-the-top it might even make the pope laugh, and as for the nudity ... heck, I can't even remember why I complained about it in the first place, some very cute girls in this one.

So yeah, if you're at all up for a bit of genre absurdity, this one's pretty much a must-see!!!


And if this got you at all interested, you might actually want to purchase the movie from here:

review © by Mike Haberfelner


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