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Entre Pitos Anda el Juego
Between Dicks is Where the Game is

Spain 1986
produced by
Fervi Films
directed by Lulu Laverne (= Lina Romay, Jess Franco (?))
starring Candy Coster (= Lina Romay), Paco Jones (= José Llamas), Sanda Pitosa (= Mabel Escano), Mona Lisa (= Concha Montes), Evaristo Pichales (= José Miguel García), Pepet Poyalet (= Diego Porta)
written by Lulu Laverne (= Lina Romay, Jess Franco (?)), music by Pablo Villa (= Jess Franco)

review by
Mike Haberfelner

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Candy (Lina Romay in blond wig billed as Candy Coster) is no longer content with her husband's (lack of) sexual performance - so she visits her friend Lola, and while the two are pleasuring two guys orally, Candy learns that her husband is cheating on her. She doesn't believe it until she tries to seduce her husband - and her failure to do so leaves her devastated because now she knows he's cheating on her (talk about double standards, right?). So after she had her first lesbian encounter with Lola, the two of them decide to follow Candy's husband to his lover, and witness him a pussylicking submissive, something Candy would never have taken him for ... it all ends happily - in an orgy!

 

Written and directed by Jess Franco and/or Lina Romay, this, despite being a hardcore porn feature, does feature some of the humour you'd expect from the couple. Especially a dialogue about disgusting, cheating men between Lina and her girlfriend while handing out blowjobs is exquisitely tongue-in-cheek (and excuse the horrible pun here). At the same time though, it shows that the great days of erotic cinema (for both the couple and in general) were over: Even though this does at least afford itself a story - however (intentionally) silly -, it cuts everything else down to the basic essentials: It seems to have been filmed in no more than two hotel rooms, very little interest is given in the film's aesthetics that doesn't expressly involve naked bodies, and apart from Lina, nobody seems to give much of a fuck about the "acting" aspects of being a porn actor.

Well, at least the film does include a few giggles, but it's definitely not one of Franco's or Lina's better films.

 

review © by Mike Haberfelner

 

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