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Philippines 1980
produced by
Peter M. Caballes, Dick Randall (executive) for Liliw Films International
directed by Eddie Nicart
starring Weng Weng, Mike Cohen, Anna Marie Gutierrez, Tony Ferrer, Ruben Ramos, Beth Sandoval, Carmi Martin
written by Cora Caballes

Agent 00

review by
Mike Haberfelner

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A group of terrorists led by Mr Giant are bent on doing evil just for the sake of doing evil. Not only do they abduct professor Kohler (Mike Cohen), to force his plans for a secret weapon out of him, they also plan to bake heroin into bread to give it to kindergarten kids (presumably to open themselves to a whole new generation of customers). But the Filippino Secret Service sends their best man after them, the suave & elegant babe magnet Agent 00 (Weng Weng) ...

 

Now that would all sound like the usual James Bond rip-off fare, with the small difference that the lead, Weng Weng, is under 3 feet tall, and runs around in a Saturday Night Fever-John Travolta-style white suit ... 

 

... but on with the show: Agent 00, helped by Irma, undercover agent with the evil organisation, manages to thwart the evildoings of Mr Giant's organisation every step along the way, either by kicking his adversaries in the groin, biting them in their behind, or using his steel-bladed hat to cut their throats.

Then though, the baddies realise they have a traitor within their own ranks, & when they detect Irma's radio, hidden in her necklace (but not hidden very good, a little light keeps flashing every time it's in operation), it's pretty obvious who the traitor is ... and soon they decide to use her as bait to lure Agent 00 into a trap.

Agent 00 though is no fool, he defeats the enemy agents every step along the way, & even has time to bed at least 2 ladies, before he gets a lead on Mr Giant's secret hide-out (fittingly called Hidden Island).

With a jet pack, and a bunch of government soldiers as back-up, he enters Hidden Island, to free Irma & Dr Kohler & deliver the final strike on Mr Giant's organisation. Only when he is to fight Mr Giant himself, he is in for a taste of his own medicine - for you see, like him, Mr Giant is a midget.

Of course, after an extended martial arts fight, Agent 00 can gun down Mr Giant, & the forces of good can prevail ... only Irma loses her life in the line of duty ...

 

Nope, For Y'ur Height Only is not a sophisticated, subtle, intelligent film, rather it is a crudely made piece of trash, mainly made to profit from its lead actor's short height ... but with more often than not unexpectedly funny results. The film has a certain careless tongue-in-cheek-attitude to its premises often amiss from more polished comparable Hollywood product, & even if it doesn't seem politically quite correct, you can't help but giggle about short-grown Weng Weng's exploits. (On second thought of course, the political uncorrectness of this film is arguable at best ... at least, this is one of the few examples of a midget hero/chick magnet ! And if it's entertaining at the same time, well, sue me.)

 

review © by Mike Haberfelner

 

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