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Gia Paloma is a Filthy Fuckin' Fuck Pig!

USA 2005
produced by
Notorious/Multimedia Pictures
directed by Jim Powers
starring Gia Paloma, Johnny Thrust, Otto Bauer, Ava Divine, Alex Sanders, Alec Knight, Dirty Harry

Filthy Fuckin' Fuck Pig

review by
Mike Haberfelner

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As the title might suggest, this is a film about Gia Paloma fucking. In fact, the film is a compilation of several of her fuck'n'suck scenes, hosted by good Gia herself:

  • Pink Eye: A porn producer persuades Gia to do a pink eye-scene, meaning she has to masturbate and suck Johnny Thrust's dick until he cums into her eye. Our good Gia seems to not mind the least to get a load of cum into her eye ... and she gets plenty.
  • Double Penetration: A framing story has poor young Gia in a revealing schoolgirl outfit wanting to move in with her stepdad ... but no sooner is stepdad out of the room does she give his roommate head. Stepdad, upon catching them, decides to have her punished by having her fucked in both holes at the same time. Gia submits to his demands ... but it doesn't seem as if she would take the whole thing as punishment.
  • Big Objects: To introduce the clip, Gia explains that for her, taking big objects up her pussy or her ass is not so much a sexual thing but some kind of achievement. Ironically though, in the following scene, done in some voodoo-scenery inside some living room, it's not her but some other girl who dominates the scene taking some big object up the ass.
  • Addicted to Sex: Young Gia, once more in schoolgirl outfit, is paid by her neighbour to seduce and fuck her husband. Ultimately the whole thing develops into a threesome.
  • Chickens: The most bizarre sequence - our heroine Gia wakes up next to three rubber chickens and decides to take them in all three holes (!). Eventually, she gets dildoed and fucked by two men.

The whole compilation is over and Gia complains about not yet having been fucked ... but as soon as she mentions that, a guy shows up and the fucking and sucking starts, with Gia offering all her three holes and taking his cum in her face and mouth before once more mentioning that she's a filthy fuckin' fuck pig ...

 

Even if the title Gia Paloma is a Filthy Fuckin' Fuck Pig might sound as crude and tasteless as misogynistic, it describes the movie quite nicely - this one is about good Gia fucking, and even if several of the scenes do have framing stories, it's essentially gonzo porn. And while horribly but hilariuosly overacting in the acting scenes (and she's at least funnier than most pornstars on that account), Gia Paloma gives 110% in the sex scenes, as she seems to be really enjoying it, and seems to be really into taking in everything thrown at her (and quite literally too). And even if her body might not have perfect measurements ... oh boy, is this chick hot.

Of course, if you don't like porn. don't even think about buying a film called Gia Paloma is a Filthy Fuckin' Fuck Pig, and if you like decently budgeted high gloss productions with lots of silicone breasts, then this might not be your thing (all scenes feature the pre-boobjob Gia) ... but if you like a very energetic sex performer who is really getting off ... then this one's a keeper !!!

 

review © by Mike Haberfelner

 

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