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La Guerra del Ferro - Ironmaster
Ironmaster
La Guerre du Fer / Er - Stärker als Feuer und Eisen / The Iron Master
Italy/France 1983
produced by Luciano Martino, Carlo Maietto (executive) for Dania Film, Medusa Produzione, Imp.Ex.Ci., Les Films Jacques Leitienne
directed by Umberto Lenzi
starring Sam Pasco, George Eastman (= Luigi Montefiori), Elvire Audray, Pamela Prati (= Pamela Field), Jacques Herlin, Danilo Mattei (as Brian Redford), Benito Stefanelli, Areno D'Adderio, Giovanni Cianfriglia, Nello Pazzafini, Walter Lucchini, Nicola La Macchia, William Berger, Pietro Torrisi, Salvatore Billa, Ottaviano Dell'Acqua, Alessandro Prete
story by Luciano Martino, Alberto Cavallone, screenplay by Alberto Cavallone, Lea Martino, Dardano Sacchetti, Gabriel Rossini, music by Guido De Angelis, Maurizio De Angelis
review by Mike Haberfelner
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Yesterday, in the stone age: Evil Vuud (George Eastman) kills chieftain
Iksay (Benito Stefanelli) to become chieftain himself - but the murder is
witnessed by good guy Ela (Sam Pasco), who sees to it that he is expelled
from his tribe to never return. But then Vuud walks into a volcano
eruption - which he not only survives but he also discovers the secret of
iron in the process - and with an iron sword he returns to his tribe,
duels and defeats Ela and crowns himself chieftain. Ela meanwhile makes a
getaway and this way evades execution gravely injured. Fortunately enough
though, he runs into Isa (Elvire Audray), who takes him to her tribe led
by her pacifist father Mogo (William Berger), where Ela is nursed back to
health. Meanwhile, at Ela's old tribe, Vuud is planning on attacking and
enslaving all the other tribes, and he soon starts a mining operation,
too, to provide his men with swords. Eventually, he even attacks Mogo's
tribe and kills Mogo, and only Ela, Isa and a small crowd of loyals manage
to escape. Vuud now controls the whole valley, but he knows as long as
Ela is at large his power is not total, especially since Ela has since
managed to steal a couple of swords. So he decides to challenge Ela to a
one-on-one duel, which is actually only a trap he has set up for Ela - but
Ela has seen through Vuud's evil schemes, quickly invents bow-and-arrow,
and with this kind of weapon, he and his men and women can effortlessly
take care of Vuud and his men, who grossly outnumber Ela's, and in the
end, Ela manages to kill Vuud in a sword duel. Now nobody
expected a thoughtful masterpiece about the stone age from a film called Ironmaster
with a bodybuilder in the lead made at the height of the barbarian genre -
but even having said that, Ironmaster is pretty much pure trash,
and cheap trash at that. There is literally no effort made to elevate the
film above its humble origins, all its sets, costumes and props spell
nothing but cheapness, the direction by Umberto Lenzi is lazy even by his
1980's standards, and the cast is pretty much uniformly bad. What remains
is a predilection for badly staged violence, bit players grotesquely
hamming up their death scenes, and an unbelievably unspectacular look back
at a time before time ... so yes, bad movie masochists like myself will
find this one somehow entertaining - but unfortunately, the emphasis is on
somehow here.
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