Justice League of Pornstar Heroes
Jerry Cuban, Alex Cuban (executive) for Extreme Comixxx
directed by Sinister X
starring Chanel Preston, Tom Byron, Ron Jeremy, Andy San Dimas, Evan Stone, Amber Rayne, Shyla Stylez, Kristina Rose, Tommy Gunn, Roxanne Hall, Bill Bailey, Barry Scott, Haley Cummings, Rocco Reed, Talon, Scott Lyons, Jenna Presley
based on the comicbook Justice League of America published by DC Comics, special effects by Plixar
Justice League, Superman, Batman, Robin, Flash, Green Lantern, Wonder Woman, Aquaman, Lex Luthor, Catwoman, Penguin, Poison Ivy, Harley Quinn
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Someone is threatening Porntropolis with a weather bomb, so the Justice
League, consisting of the seven greatest heroes of porn - Superman (Rocco
Reed), Batman (Evan Stone) and Robin (Scott Lyons), Wonder Woman (Chanel
Preston), Green Lantern (Talon), the Flash (Barry Scott) and Aquaman (Bill Bailey) -,
convene and decide to investigate by questioning the usual suspects - and
in Pornopolis, questioning apparently means fucking. As a consequence,
Batman and Robin double-team (or should that be double-penetrate) Catwoman
(Roxanne Hall), Superman gets intimate with sinister stage magician
Zatanna (Kristina Rose), the Flash does gangster moll the Boss (Andy San
Dimas), and Wonder Woman seduces militaristic villain the General (Tommy
Gunn). Catwoman somehow wins the upper hand against her penetrators and
makes Batman and Robin her captives, and it's up to Green Lantern to save
them, to which end he has to fight and fuck harlequinesque Harley Quinn
Wonder Woman on the other hand manages to squeeze the location of the bomb
out of the General thanks to her truth juices, and the justice leaguers
are then quick to find and destroy it - and to reward them all, Wonder
Woman treats her superfriends to a blow-bang, all except for Aquanman, who
decided to duck out of the adventure early in order to save Atlantis - or
so he said.
But wait, after our heroes have had
their fun, Lex Luthor (Tom Byron), who has conspired with Poison Ivy
(Shyla Stylez) and the Penguin (Ron Jeremy,) shows up as a holographic
image, telling them they have only defused a decoy bomb, the real one will
go off in just two minutes, and ...
To be continued ...
I wanted to like this film, basically because the people behind it clearly love
comicbooks and seem to understand them much better than big Hollywood
studios, inasmuch as they are not afraid to highlight the campy and
(unintentionally) funny sides of the comicbook this is based on. On the other
hand though, the film often thinks it's funnier than it actually is, could
have done with a few more narrative scenes, and the hardcore sex sequences
are not properly woven into the movie's plot and thus bring the story to a
grinding halt a few times too often - true, that's the problem with most
porn parodies (or should that be porn hommages?), but that doesn't make it any better.
As for the sex: You
might want to be into cosplay sex to fully enjoy the scenes presented
here, but if so, everything is done pretty much as you expect it, and it
probably how much you like the individual scenes probably depends on the
costumes, girls and boys more than anything else ...