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Kommissar X - Drei Gelbe Katzen
Death is Nimble, Death is Quick
Operazione Tre Gatti Gialli
Austria / Italy / France 1966
produced by Parnass Film, Danubia Films, Filmédis, Les Films Jacques Willemetz
directed by Rudolf Zehetgruber
starring Tony Kendall, Brad Harris, Ann Smyrner, Dan Vadis, Siegfried Rauch, H.D. Kulatunga, Michèle Mahaut, Philippe Lemaire, Erno Crisa, A.Jayarati, Rudolf Zehetgruber, Werner Hauff, Paul Beckmann, Joe Abey, Chandrika 'Champa' Liyanage
screenplay by Rudolf Zehetgruber, based on a novel by Paul Alfred Müller (as Bert F. Island), music by Gino Marinuzzi jr, theme by Mladen Gutesa (as Bobby Gutesha), stunt coordinators: Brad Harris, Dan Vadis
Kommissar X
review by Mike Haberfelner
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After Babs (Ann Smyrner), daughter of rich plantation owner Lincoln, is
almost kidnapped and her bodyguard Rogers (Paul Beckmann) is killed saving
her, Captain Rowland (Brad Harris) of N ew York homicide is flown to
Colombo to investigate the case (why do they need New York policemen in
Sri Lanka ?) while private eye Joe Walker alias Kommissar X (Tony Kendall)
is flown in to protect Lincoln father and daughter.
Soon enough, Rowland and Walker are on the trail of a criminal
organisation called Three Yellow Cats that uses karate, snakes and
nitro glycerine to get rid of their opponents - and soon enough, the
organisation makes several attempts on our heroes' lives, plus it seems to
have the local chief of police (A.Jayarati) on its payroll. Many chases,
fistfights and shoot-outs later it turns out the head of the organisation
is a certain Baker, a once reknowned bacteriologist who has fallen from
grace when he started developing dangerous bacteria ... and now he has
developed bacteria to totally annihilate Lincoln's plantations if he
doesn't pay one million Dollars in cash ...
After a finale that involves Rowland defeating Baker's head henchman
King (Dan Vadis) in a karate fight - after which King hurls himself off a
cliff to not lose face - as well as a herd of elephants and Baker and his
men fighting over a piston plane, all the baddies get their just desserts
... and this time around, Walker does not get the girl, neither Babs nor
Michèle (Michèle Mahaut), a secret agent posing as hotel manager in
order to help Walker and Rowland, nor an elephant lady (a real one, not a
metaphoric one) that has come to like Walker ...
Of course, the Kommissar X-films are all just cheap and
inferior imitations of the then immensely popular James Bond-films,
however, as long as you manage to not take them too seriously you will
probably find yourself entertained, if in a weird way.
That said though, director Rudolf Zehetgruber's take on the series is
definitely inferior to the Kommissar X-films Gianfranco
Parolini made the same year, somehow Death is Nimble, Death is Quick
is by far not as campy, as over-the-top and as self-ironic as Kiss
Kiss, Kill Kill or So
Darling, So Deadly, it by and large lacks the crazy pulp clichés
like hotpants wearing, gun-wielding girls, over-complicated deathtraps and
bizarre torture devices, instead takes its (rather weak) story almost
seriously. Still, the film is fun if you're in a nostalgic mood and don't
expect too much, it's jsut not as entertaining as other films of the
series.
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