Hot Picks

- Ready for My Close Up 2019

- Talk of the Dead 2016

- Brotherly Lies 2022

- Pandemonium 2024

- All the Fires 2023

- Isleen Pines 2023

- I Was a Soldier 2024

- The Seductress from Hell 2024

- Dreaming of the Unholy 2024

- Part-Time Killer 2022

- Ruby's Choice 2022

- 6 Hours Away 2024

- Burnt Flowers 2024

- Final Heat 2024

- Stargazer 2023

- Max Beyond 2024

- What Is Buried Must Remain 2022

- Protanopia 2024

- Final Wager 2024

- Dagr 2024

- Hunting for the Hag 2024

- The Company Called Glitch That Nobody and Everybody Wanted 2024

- Coyote Cage 2023

- Tower Rats 2020

- Script of the Dead 2024

- The Bell Affair 2023

- Easter Bloody Easter 2024

- Velma 2022

- Everwinter Night 2023

- Main Character Energy 2023

- Stupid Games 2024

- Bittertooth 2023

- 4 Minutes of Terror: Night Slasher 2024

- Apart 2024

- The Abandoned 2006

- Becky 2024

- The Evil Fairy Queen 2024

- The Black Guelph 2022

- Followers 2024

- Silence of the Prey 2024

- Battle for the Western Front 2024

- Beware the Boogeyman 2024

- Subject 101 2022

- Driftwood 2023

- The Legend of Lake Hollow 2024

- Black Mass 2023

- Skinwalkers: American Werewolves 2 2023

- The Manifestation 2024

- Spirit Riser 2024

- Garden of Souls 2019

- It's a Wonderful Slice 2024

- Caleb & Sarah 2024

- When a Stranger Knocks 2024

- First Impressions Can Kill 2017

- A Killer Conversation 2014

- Star Crash 1979

- Strangler of the Swamp 1946

Lack of Cockery

USA 2014
produced by
Alexander Michael Helisek, Joe Newkirk, Lisa Caroll Reece, Scott Young (executive), W.M. Young (executive) for Wickid Pissa Films, Diaz Brothers, Breezeway Productions
directed by Josh Mitchell
starring Josh Mitchell, Alethea Sholomenko, Mike Maolucci, Chance Harlem jr, Josh Thrower, Alexander Michael Helisek, Dan O'Reilly, Varda Appleton, Dan Sutter, Johanna Rae, Julian Davidson, David Sheinkopf, Annalisa Guidone, Johnny Cley Rivers, Paxton Marosok, Jamie Suraci, Sam Ghodsi, Shawn Jermaine, Rey Engelhard, Alisa Berhorst, Cassie Del Rosario, Angeles David, Chris Jansen, Joe Newkirk, Natalie Palamides, Emily Rutan, LisaCarroll Reece, Angelo DelQuadro, Gil Gex, Swan Montgomery, Elaina Griego, Stanley Griego, Becky White, Nathan Pundt, Bettina Brighton, Derek Schweickart, Millie Atchison
written by Josh Mitchell, songs performed by Tristan Rudat, Aldous Collins, Becky White, Alisa Bernhorst, Bensound, Shawn Jermaine, Dan-O, Wickid Pissa, BlackMouth, Rob Farr

review by
Mike Haberfelner

Quick Links

Abbott & Costello

The Addams Family

Alice in Wonderland

Arsène Lupin

Batman

Bigfoot

Black Emanuelle

Bomba the Jungle Boy

Bowery Boys

Bulldog Drummond

Captain America

Charlie Chan

Cinderella

Deerslayer

Dick Tracy

Dr. Mabuse

Dr. Orloff

Doctor Who

Dracula

Edgar Wallace made in Germany

Elizabeth Bathory

Emmanuelle

Fantomas

Flash Gordon

Frankenstein

Frankie & Annette Beach Party movies

Freddy Krueger

Fu Manchu

Fuzzy

Gamera

Godzilla

Hercules

El Hombre Lobo

Incredible Hulk

Jack the Ripper

James Bond

Jekyll and Hyde

Jerry Cotton

Jungle Jim

Justine

Kekko Kamen

King Kong

Laurel and Hardy

Lemmy Caution

Lobo

Lone Wolf and Cub

Lupin III

Maciste

Marx Brothers

Miss Marple

Mr. Moto

Mister Wong

Mothra

The Munsters

Nick Carter

OSS 117

Phantom of the Opera

Philip Marlowe

Philo Vance

Quatermass

Robin Hood

The Saint

Santa Claus

El Santo

Schoolgirl Report

The Shadow

Sherlock Holmes

Spider-Man

Star Trek

Sukeban Deka

Superman

Tarzan

Three Mesquiteers

Three Musketeers

Three Stooges

Three Supermen

Winnetou

Wizard of Oz

Wolf Man

Wonder Woman

Yojimbo

Zatoichi

Zorro

Jimmy (Josh Mitchell) is a rich venture capitalist who has grown tired of his job and now he spends most of his time putting up art events in his loft/gallery - a success like anything he touches ... but deep down he wants to become a white rapper, but in his luxurious surroundings and with his staff around him all the time, he can't concentrate on writing the proper lyrics at all.

Jaysin (Mike Maolucci) is a poor singer/songwriter who could use a break from his shoebox apartment, wants to at least taste the "rock star life".

At one of Jimmy's shows, he and Jaysin meet and decide to do a life swap, meaning Jaysin may have Jimmy's loft for a month to do as he pleases, while Jimmy gets Jaysin's shoebox, which he also uses as his recording studio ... and one day, Jimmy finds a half-naked woman on the couch of the apartment, Kelli (Alethea Sholomenko), Jaysin's ex who wanted to surprise him and rekindle their relationship ... but somehow she feels attracted to Jimmy much more than she ever felt to Jaysin, and she also proves to be a great singer, and helps Jimmy by singing back-up vocals ... and soon Jimmy wants to help her with her career in return. The two soon become lovers as well ...

In the meantime, Jaysin fucks up big time, living the life of a rock star without making the music to go by, having endless drug-fuelled parties, talking down to his friends and supporters and being a general asshole. But he manages to organize an event at the loft nevertheless - and he invites Jimmy ...

At the event, Jimmy learns a thing or two about about Kelli - things he would rather not have known and that throw everything in jeopardy ...

 

In its best moments, Lack of Cockery is a loving tribute to the LA art scene, told from the inside and featuring some wonderful performances from as of yet little known talent. Plus its light-footed, almost ironic approach make this really enjoyable to watch. Yet the film is not without its flaws: Basically, the film's central conflict kicks in too late, Jaysin's character arc is abandoned halfway through (pity, this one was full of opportunities), and the character of Jimmy comes across as a bit too good-natured, charming and as a matter of fact infallible to really work out.

Still, a perfectly entertaining movie, just a few feet short of being really great.

 

By the way, you can watch this movie here: www.vimeo.com/ondemand/lackofcockery

 

review © by Mike Haberfelner

 

Feeling lucky?
Want to
search
any of my partnershops yourself
for more, better results?
(commissions earned)

The links below
will take you
just there!!!

Find Lack of Cockery
at the amazons ...

USA  amazon.com

Great Britain (a.k.a. the United Kingdom)  amazon.co.uk

Germany (East AND West)  amazon.de

Looking for imports?
Find Lack of Cockery here ...

Thailand  eThaiCD.com
Your shop for all things Thai

Something naughty?
(Must be over 18 to go there!)

x-rated  find Lack of Cockery at adultvideouniverse.com


Thanks for watching !!!

 

 

In times of uncertainty of a possible zombie outbreak, a woman has to decide between two men - only one of them's one of the undead.

 

There's No Such Thing as Zombies
starring
Luana Ribeira, Rudy Barrow and Rami Hilmi
special appearances by
Debra Lamb and Lynn Lowry

 

directed by
Eddie Bammeke

written by
Michael Haberfelner

produced by
Michael Haberfelner, Luana Ribeira and Eddie Bammeke

 

now streaming at

Amazon

Amazon UK

Vimeo

 

 

 

Robots and rats,
demons and potholes,
cuddly toys and
shopping mall Santas,
love and death and everything in between,
Tales to Chill
Your Bones to

is all of that.

 

Tales to Chill
Your Bones to
-
a collection of short stories and mini-plays
ranging from the horrific to the darkly humourous,
from the post-apocalyptic
to the weirdly romantic,
tales that will give you a chill and maybe a chuckle, all thought up by
the twisted mind of
screenwriter and film reviewer
Michael Haberfelner.

 

Tales to Chill
Your Bones to

the new anthology by
Michael Haberfelner

 

Out now from
Amazon!!!