Hot Picks

- Ready for My Close Up 2019

- Talk of the Dead 2016

- Dreaming of the Unholy 2024

- Part-Time Killer 2022

- Ruby's Choice 2022

- 6 Hours Away 2024

- Burnt Flowers 2024

- Final Heat 2024

- Stargazer 2023

- Max Beyond 2024

- What Is Buried Must Remain 2022

- Protanopia 2024

- Final Wager 2024

- Dagr 2024

- Hunting for the Hag 2024

- The Company Called Glitch That Nobody and Everybody Wanted 2024

- Coyote Cage 2023

- Tower Rats 2020

- Script of the Dead 2024

- The Bell Affair 2023

- Easter Bloody Easter 2024

- Velma 2022

- Everwinter Night 2023

- Main Character Energy 2023

- Stupid Games 2024

- Bittertooth 2023

- 4 Minutes of Terror: Night Slasher 2024

- Apart 2024

- The Abandoned 2006

- Becky 2024

- The Evil Fairy Queen 2024

- The Black Guelph 2022

- Followers 2024

- Silence of the Prey 2024

- Battle for the Western Front 2024

- Beware the Boogeyman 2024

- Subject 101 2022

- Driftwood 2023

- The Legend of Lake Hollow 2024

- Black Mass 2023

- Skinwalkers: American Werewolves 2 2023

- The Manifestation 2024

- Spirit Riser 2024

- Garden of Souls 2019

- It's a Wonderful Slice 2024

- Caleb & Sarah 2024

- The Thousand Steps 2020

- The Desiring 2021

- When a Stranger Knocks 2024

- Quint-essentially Irish 2024

- Son of Gacy 2024

- Saltville 2024

- The True Story of the Christ's Return 2024

- First Impressions Can Kill 2017

- A Killer Conversation 2014

- Star Crash 1979

- Strangler of the Swamp 1946

Red Rover

Canada 2018
produced by
Duane Murray, Shane Belcourt, Michelle John, Chad Williams (executive), Mike MacMillan (executive) for The Story Attic
directed by Shane Belcourt
starring Kristian Bruun, Cara Gee, Meghan Heffern, Morgan David Jones, Joshua Peace, Anna Hopkins, Sugith Varughese, Laura Wilson, Amanda Armagon, Richard Lee, Helen Johns, Cody Don Reader, Ryan MacDonald, Oscar Matthews, Glenn Brooks Slaughter, Sonia Van Meter
written by Duane Murray, Shane Belcourt, music by Anthony William Wallace

review by
Mike Haberfelner

When Damon (Kristian Bruun) gets fired from his job as a geologist for doing exactly nothing wrong, it's just a particularly bad day in a bad life - bad life inasmuch as he's still sharing his house with his ex Beatrice (Meghan Heffern), living in the basement, and constantly hears (or even sees) her having sex with her buff new boyfriend Mark (Morgan David Jones). So when he's combing the beach that day with a metal detector and runs into a girl in a spacesuit, Phoebe (Cara Gee), who hands him a flyer that promotes the new Mars program, that's actually the highlight of his day already, just because Phoebe is nice to him - and he seriously thinks about applying for the program, even if the choosing program for the first Mars explorers seems more like a reality TV show than anything else. But the Mars program promises to leave earth with just three fellow earthlings for the red planet to never return - which seems to be just what the doctor has ordered. But when Damon tries to make his application video, he realises he's crap at promoting himself - which is when he runs into Phoebe again, and she agrees to help him make a hip video that's sure to win over audiences. In the course of this, the two get really close, which ends in them having sex ... and then Phoebe just takes off, and when Damon finally manages to track her down, she doesn't want to have anything to do with him anymore - which leaves Damon shattered ... and also stranded in a way, because without her help he'll never be able to finish his application - until he receives a call from the Mars program congratulating him for passing the first test, as obviously Phoebe has sent off the video without his knowledge. So Damon's called in and passes all subsequent tests with flying colours - but the closer he (figuratively) gets to Mars, the less sure he is if there isn't something that might hold him back ...

 

Now I'm the first to admit that in general I'm not the biggest fan of modern romantic comedies, as many of them are too formulaic and too sugar-coated - but this one gets it right: Basically, while the film's premise - a chance to travel to Mars - seems to be a bit far-fetched for its time, it works bloody well as a metaphor for the movie's main character's state of mind, as does Phoebe being dressed almost exclusively in a spacesuit for the first half of the film - and both also works to make Red Rover more quirky than your usual genre fair, and gives the main characters a certain kind of eccentricity that's never exploited just for the cheap effect but treated with respect. And in that light, even most of the supporting characters (with exceptions) come across as genuine and not just caricatures. And a subtle directorial effort really helps to ground the film, as do very natural central performances. In all, even if you don't like romantic comedies as a genre, you'll probably enjoy this one.

 

Quick Links

Abbott & Costello

The Addams Family

Alice in Wonderland

Arsène Lupin

Batman

Bigfoot

Black Emanuelle

Bomba the Jungle Boy

Bowery Boys

Bulldog Drummond

Captain America

Charlie Chan

Cinderella

Deerslayer

Dick Tracy

Dr. Mabuse

Dr. Orloff

Doctor Who

Dracula

Edgar Wallace made in Germany

Elizabeth Bathory

Emmanuelle

Fantomas

Flash Gordon

Frankenstein

Frankie & Annette Beach Party movies

Freddy Krueger

Fu Manchu

Fuzzy

Gamera

Godzilla

Hercules

El Hombre Lobo

Incredible Hulk

Jack the Ripper

James Bond

Jekyll and Hyde

Jerry Cotton

Jungle Jim

Justine

Kekko Kamen

King Kong

Laurel and Hardy

Lemmy Caution

Lobo

Lone Wolf and Cub

Lupin III

Maciste

Marx Brothers

Miss Marple

Mr. Moto

Mister Wong

Mothra

The Munsters

Nick Carter

OSS 117

Phantom of the Opera

Philip Marlowe

Philo Vance

Quatermass

Robin Hood

The Saint

Santa Claus

El Santo

Schoolgirl Report

The Shadow

Sherlock Holmes

Spider-Man

Star Trek

Sukeban Deka

Superman

Tarzan

Three Mesquiteers

Three Musketeers

Three Stooges

Three Supermen

Winnetou

Wizard of Oz

Wolf Man

Wonder Woman

Yojimbo

Zatoichi

Zorro

review © by Mike Haberfelner

 

Feeling lucky?
Want to
search
any of my partnershops yourself
for more, better results?
(commissions earned)

The links below
will take you
just there!!!

Find Red Rover
at the amazons ...

USA  amazon.com

Great Britain (a.k.a. the United Kingdom)  amazon.co.uk

Germany (East AND West)  amazon.de

Looking for imports?
Find Red Rover here ...

Thailand  eThaiCD.com
Your shop for all things Thai

Something naughty?
(Must be over 18 to go there!)

x-rated  find Red Rover at adultvideouniverse.com


Thanks for watching !!!

 

 

In times of uncertainty of a possible zombie outbreak, a woman has to decide between two men - only one of them's one of the undead.

 

There's No Such Thing as Zombies
starring
Luana Ribeira, Rudy Barrow and Rami Hilmi
special appearances by
Debra Lamb and Lynn Lowry

 

directed by
Eddie Bammeke

written by
Michael Haberfelner

produced by
Michael Haberfelner, Luana Ribeira and Eddie Bammeke

 

now streaming at

Amazon

Amazon UK

Vimeo

 

 

 

Robots and rats,
demons and potholes,
cuddly toys and
shopping mall Santas,
love and death and everything in between,
Tales to Chill
Your Bones to

is all of that.

 

Tales to Chill
Your Bones to
-
a collection of short stories and mini-plays
ranging from the horrific to the darkly humourous,
from the post-apocalyptic
to the weirdly romantic,
tales that will give you a chill and maybe a chuckle, all thought up by
the twisted mind of
screenwriter and film reviewer
Michael Haberfelner.

 

Tales to Chill
Your Bones to

the new anthology by
Michael Haberfelner

 

Out now from
Amazon!!!