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Schulmädchen Report 13. Teil: Vergiss beim Sex die Liebe nicht

Schoolgirl Report Part 13
Sweet Young Trouble / Making Out / Vergiss beim Sex die Liebe nicht: Der Neue Schulmädchen Report 13. Teil

West Germany 1980
produced by
Wolf C.Hartwig for Rapid Film
directed by Walter Boos
starring Katja Bienert, Manuela Kohlhofer, Sylvia Engelmann, Renate Langer, Gaby Fritz, Rosl Mayr, Margarete Gerber, Helena Rosenkranz, Alexander Arndt, Josef Moosholzer, Don Bahner, Thomas Müller, Klaus Holzner, Andreas Reinl, Tonio von der Meden, Peter Steiner, Don Balmer
written by Günther Heller, music by K.A.Dilz

Schulmädchen-Report/Schoolgirl Report

review by
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While rehearsing Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet for a school production, the students let their minds wander and tell each other afew stories about love and sex:

  • 16 year old Irina (Katja Bienert) is supposed to have killed a man who has been blackmailing her into sexual services ever since he has caught her shoplifting. She however claims it was her Greek boyfriend trying to defend her honour, which the cop questioning her, Kommissar Behrendt (Peter Steiner), is less than likely to believe ... until the boyfriend gives himself up.
  • Achim has a bet running that he can seduce Jana, who has the reputation of being unconquerable. Jana however learns about the bet and makes up a plan that has him showing up in front of his friends wearing nothing but her grandma's (Rosl Mayr) panties, becoming the laughing stock of the school.
  • Daniela was once madly in love with her older cousin Stefan - until he forcefully took her virginity. She then started to drink but somehow gets off alcohol again. Then sex with her boyfriend goes horribly wrong, which really drives her over the brink. She now starts drinking heavily and earns her booze money by selling her body - which goes horribly wrong when she one day gets beaten up and left to die next to the road ... but fortunately for her, she is found and is now in rehab ...
  • 2 virginal girls meet 2 boys somewhere in the country to lose their virginity, and they bring rather unattractive Rolli along to watch their bikes. However, the date between the girls and the boys goes horribly wrong when the two boys turn out to be just as inexperienced as the girls. Rolli however has more luck as she meets a guy while watching the bikes who shows her a thing or two concerning sexual intercourse.
  • Michael is going steady with Ingrid (Sylvia Engelmann) - that is until exchange student Chlodie shows up, and suddenly he sees himself caught between two women, a situation that is only resolved when his best friend Walter is taking Ingrid off his hands to concentrate on Chlodie ...

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The last episode of the once popular Schulmädchen Report shows above all else one thing: That the series (by then 10 years old) had run its course - things that in the early 1970's were (mildly) provocative are no longer so in 1980, the plots are for the most part either repititions from earlier shows or retellings of other then popular teen flicks, and somehow this episode by and large lacks the weird atmosphere of the early films that was made up from in equal parts sleaze, innocence, and a very naive approach to sexuality among young people as such. Good thing the series was put to rest after this one.


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