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Because a client did not get exactly what (or rather who) he wanted in
Albert's (Leopold Gmeinwieser) brothel where the prostitutes are
exclusively underage schoolgirls, he reports the whole operation to the
police, and soon Albert and his schoolgirl-hookers find themselves in
courtand several of the girls and some witnesses two start to tell stories
that have something (but not necessarily much) to do with the case:
- The first story concerns Helga, who once started masturbating under
the shower in school when a male student suddenly joined in. And she found
that so stimulating that before long she had become a nympho. And then she
met Albert, who asked her to become a hooker in his brothel, to which she
- The next story is about Italian café owner Carlo (Rinaldo Talamonti)
who persuades three girls to have sex with him in a hotel in exchange for
a year's worth of icecream. But even after teh first girl he's so puffed
that he can't do the other two anymore ... which is when his wife (Margot
Mahler), having just found out about the goings-on behind her back, enters
the room. It all ends in a slapstick but not very amusing chase through
the whole hotel during which Carlo and the three girls are stark naked.
- Then there's the story of Monika (Sonja Jeannine), who hitches rides
with rich men, lures them to a shack somewhere in the middle of nowhere,
and has them robbed by her friends. But then one of the men they rob dies,
and furthermore her priest Pater Schumann (Peter Hamm) has witnessed
everything. So Monika goes to confession in order to make his testimony
subject to the seal of confession. Ultimately though he follows her around
and has her lead him to her criminal friends ... rather stupidly actually,
since he walks right into one of their traps. But fortunately Monika has
since realized that what she did was wrong and saves his life, and then
there are the cops who have been following the priest around and are now
able to arrest the whole gang.
- The next story concerns virginal Karla (Deborah Ralls), whose
approach to sex is very scientific, so she chooses one of her dad's
businessfriends (Günther Kieslich), who sems to be successful withthe
ladies and thus has to know how to do it, to deflower her.
- Then there's the story about the Prussian teacher supposed to teach
at a Bavarian school, who is teased by his female students who constantly
flashj their tits and asses in a way that he ultimately has a nervous
- The last story is about young Gaby (Marianne Dupont), who's madly in
love with her teacher (Felix Franchy), but has to realize that he is in
love with her mother ... so she at one point puts on a wig resembling her
mother's hairdo, dims the lights and has sex with him, who still believes
she#s her own mother. When he finds out, he decides for Gaby's sake to
break off with her mother and leave the school she's at and event he town
for good ...
The seventh part of the Schulmädchen Report-films is
pretty much more of the same: a combination of silly but charming stories,
bad comedy and an ultimately failed attempt at saying something relevant.
Of course it's not a good film, but if you found other films of the series
amusing,it's a fair bet to say you will be entertained by this one as