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Schulmädchen Report 7. Teil: Doch das Herz muss dabei sein

Schoolgirl Report Part 7

West Germany 1974
produced by
Wolf C. Hartwig for Rapid Film
directed by Ernst Hofbauer
starring Sonja Jeannine, Deborah Ralls, Marianne Dupont, Puppa Armbruster, Leopold Gmeinwieser, Rinaldo Talamonti, Margot Mahler, Peter Hamm, Günther Kieslich, Felix Franchy, Claus Tinney, Gisela Schwartz, Peter Böhlke, Ulrike Butz, Johannes Buzalksi, Elke Deuringer, Klaus Münster, Josef Fröhlich, Rosl Mayr, Manfred Spies, Elisabeth Welz
screenplay by Günther Heller, music by Gert Wilden

Schulmädchen-Report/Schoolgirl Report

review by
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Because a client did not get exactly what (or rather who) he wanted in Albert's (Leopold Gmeinwieser) brothel where the prostitutes are exclusively underage schoolgirls, he reports the whole operation to the police, and soon Albert and his schoolgirl-hookers find themselves in courtand several of the girls and some witnesses two start to tell stories that have something (but not necessarily much) to do with the case:

- The first story concerns Helga, who once started masturbating under the shower in school when a male student suddenly joined in. And she found that so stimulating that before long she had become a nympho. And then she met Albert, who asked her to become a hooker in his brothel, to which she agreed whole-heartedly.

- The next story is about Italian café owner Carlo (Rinaldo Talamonti) who persuades three girls to have sex with him in a hotel in exchange for a year's worth of icecream. But even after teh first girl he's so puffed that he can't do the other two anymore ... which is when his wife (Margot Mahler), having just found out about the goings-on behind her back, enters the room. It all ends in a slapstick but not very amusing chase through the whole hotel during which Carlo and the three girls are stark naked.

- Then there's the story of Monika (Sonja Jeannine), who hitches rides with rich men, lures them to a shack somewhere in the middle of nowhere, and has them robbed by her friends. But then one of the men they rob dies, and furthermore her priest Pater Schumann (Peter Hamm) has witnessed everything. So Monika goes to confession in order to make his testimony subject to the seal of confession. Ultimately though he follows her around and has her lead him to her criminal friends ... rather stupidly actually, since he walks right into one of their traps. But fortunately Monika has since realized that what she did was wrong and saves his life, and then there are the cops who have been following the priest around and are now able to arrest the whole gang.

- The next story concerns virginal Karla (Deborah Ralls), whose approach to sex is very scientific, so she chooses one of her dad's businessfriends (Günther Kieslich), who sems to be successful withthe ladies and thus has to know how to do it, to deflower her.

- Then there's the story about the Prussian teacher supposed to teach at a Bavarian school, who is teased by his female students who constantly flashj their tits and asses in a way that he ultimately has a nervous breakdown.

- The last story is about young Gaby (Marianne Dupont), who's madly in love with her teacher (Felix Franchy), but has to realize that he is in love with her mother ... so she at one point puts on a wig resembling her mother's hairdo, dims the lights and has sex with him, who still believes she#s her own mother. When he finds out, he decides for Gaby's sake to break off with her mother and leave the school she's at and event he town for good ...

 

The seventh part of the Schulmädchen Report-films is pretty much more of the same: a combination of silly but charming stories, bad comedy and an ultimately failed attempt at saying something relevant. Of course it's not a good film, but if you found other films of the series amusing,it's a fair bet to say you will be entertained by this one as well.

 

review © by Mike Haberfelner

 

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