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Vampire Junction

Spain/USA 2001
produced by
Kevin Collins, Tommy Chase for one shot Productions/Impacto Films
directed by Jess Franco
starring Lina Romay, Samantha Olsen, Fata Morgana, Viktor Seastrom, Paul Lapidus, Ezequiel Cohen, Steve Barrymore

review by
Mike Haberfelner

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Dr. Mados (Lina Romay), a reporter & researcher into the supernatural is sent to the Western town Shit City to interview doctor Spencer (Steve Barrymore), a noted surgeon wanting to share his encounters with the supernatural with her, but when she arrives there, she finds Spencer is only an old drunk, rambling on about vampires & the like. Mados decides to stay in town for the night anyways, ignorant to the fact that right next dor a young girl (Fata Morgana) is attacked by a (naked) female vampire (Samantha Olsen), whose service does not only include bloodsucking but also a pussy shave.

Mados' sleep is meanwhile filled with nioghtmares, including being unable to escape Shit City, being attacked by vampires, & premonitions about Shit City's head vampire Father Flanagan (Victor Seastrom), a priest turned vampire.

The next day, Shit City's sheriff (Paul Lapidus) has a shoot-out with Flanagan, but the vampire proves to big an adversary for him & kills him.

Mados knows now she has to get away from the city, but in her room is held back by the 2 naked female vampires (Olsen, Morgana), dragged into an orgy of lesbian sex, then sucked dry by Father Flanagan.

 

Vampire Junction is of course typical Jess Franco-fare, a mix of naked bodies, B-movie standards - this time crossing vampire- & B-Western elements to a weird brew -, erratic shots, open irony & genuine imaginativeness, combined in a very unique, personal way. Of course, Vampire Junction is a far cry from being among Jess Franco's better works, budgetary & technical restraints prohibit that, but it's also not what one would expect from standard video fare.

 

review © by Mike Haberfelner

 

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